A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away ...

the intrepid Enterprise stumbled on some strange vessel ...

... and brought aboard its lone occupant, which resulted in a standoff ...

... until they realized they were on the same team!

In their continuing mission, they stumbled on a strange desert They investigated the planet and and mingled with the indigenous species there.

There, they meant an alien named Greedo and some guy named Han Solo ...

... and since Han didn't shoot first ....

Greedo joined the crew!

Two droids, Han, Chewbacca, Greedo, Bib Fortuna, an old man and a whiny farm boy hitched a ride because they needed to make a quick getaway ...

... and they were immediately pursued.

The Enterprise found itself boarded by some guy named Darth Vader and his compatriots ...

who was looking for schematics.

This led to a heated argument between Darth Vader and Kirk over who was really in command of the Enterprise ...

... so Bib Fortuna assumed command!

Darth Vader easily won the argument ...

This would have been the end for ol' Kirk had it not been for the heroic efforts of Spock ...

... rescuing Kirk with his Vulcan Death Grip and temporarily incarcerating Vader!

Well, this only lasted so long until Darth Vader, after calling in heavy artillery, took over our Enterprise ...

This only pissed off the Trekkies, so our heroes stormed the bridge ...

... with a little help from ...

... the good Doctor and ...

... and Christopher Pike ...

... Jean Luc Picard and ...

.... Geordi LaForge and ...

... Hikaru Sulu and ...

... Chuck Norris and ...

... Bruce Lee and ...

... James Bond and ...

... Bat Man and ...

... Gandolf and ...

... Harry Potter and ...

Betty white!!

Meanwhile,  Han Solo helped reclaim Main Engineering!

The Enterprise, now liberated, made a hasty retreat ...

... and headed for a small moon.

... where they wound up rescuing a princess ...

... stunning stormtroopers ...

... and Kirk got the girl!

What happens next?

You'll have to watch the full-length feature film for that one! (I've given enough spoilers already ... )