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A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away ...

A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away ...

CaptainPike
Feb 21, 2017, 1:50 PM 7

the intrepid Enterprise stumbled on some strange vessel ...

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... and brought aboard its lone occupant, which resulted in a standoff ...

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... until they realized they were on the same team!

In their continuing mission, they stumbled on a strange desert They investigated the planet and and mingled with the indigenous species there.

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There, they meant an alien named Greedo and some guy named Han Solo ...

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... and since Han didn't shoot first ....

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Greedo joined the crew!

 

Two droids, Han, Chewbacca, Greedo, Bib Fortuna, an old man and a whiny farm boy hitched a ride because they needed to make a quick getaway ...

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... and they were immediately pursued.

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The Enterprise found itself boarded by some guy named Darth Vader and his compatriots ...

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who was looking for schematics.

This led to a heated argument between Darth Vader and Kirk over who was really in command of the Enterprise ...

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... so Bib Fortuna assumed command!

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Darth Vader easily won the argument ...

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This would have been the end for ol' Kirk had it not been for the heroic efforts of Spock ...

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... rescuing Kirk with his Vulcan Death Grip and temporarily incarcerating Vader!

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Well, this only lasted so long until Darth Vader, after calling in heavy artillery, took over our Enterprise ...

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This only pissed off the Trekkies, so our heroes stormed the bridge ...

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... with a little help from ...

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... the good Doctor and ...

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... and Christopher Pike ...

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... Jean Luc Picard and ...

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.... Geordi LaForge and ...

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... Hikaru Sulu and ...

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... Chuck Norris and ...

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... Bruce Lee and ...

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... James Bond and ...

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... Bat Man and ...

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... Gandolf and ...

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... Harry Potter and ...

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Betty white!!

 

Meanwhile,  Han Solo helped reclaim Main Engineering!

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The Enterprise, now liberated, made a hasty retreat ...

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... and headed for a small moon.

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... where they wound up rescuing a princess ...

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... stunning stormtroopers ...

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... and Kirk got the girl!

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What happens next?

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You'll have to watch the full-length feature film for that one! (I've given enough spoilers already ... )

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