Funny/humorous handles!

I have always wanted to make a blog, (keep a record) ... of some of the more imaginative and cute handles, (that I have seen on this server).  

#1.) veganbacon

#2.) ForeverHoldYourPiece 

#3.) UnderCookedChicken 

PS -- If you know of any I should add, just leave a comment. I won't promise to add all the suggestions, it should be comical ... but NOT vulgar! (I have seen literally dozens of these over the years, some have actually caused me to LOL ... too bad I never made a note of many of these. Here is a game ... it went 1,233 moves ... both acounts were closed, but the handles still cause a chuckle or two, --->  https://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1701396471.)