Fantastic Four: First Steps 4DX Movie Review
Good, but not fantastic.
I am sad to report that the new Fantastic Four film was a bit disappointing.
It was not as fun/funny as I thought it would be and despite everything being very colorful in this world, this MCU flick really went down a more serious path. Sure, there were a few jokes here and there, but even Johnny Storm couldn't get me to laugh out loud sitting in that theater the other day. But, I'm talking a lot of trash right now, I want to make this clear: it wasn't all bad; it was like I said: good... just not fantastic. ( VETZ actually... technically... maybe said that first, but... whatever... 🤣 )
Welcome to the Fantastic Four: First Steps 4DX movie review.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
INTRODUCTION | NOTES | CONCLUSION | CREDITS
- nooooooooooooo why didn't they do the normal Marvel logooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- "...celebrating 4 years of the Fantastic Four!"
I see what they did there - Oh, so Disney owns ABC now? 🤣🤣🤣 ( That's news to me 😆 )
- "Stark Safe"?!? 🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐 Wut
- "Nothing's going to change"
Lemme guess........................ everything changes?
- I wonder if he's busy 🤣
- "...but I trust Sue"
GLAAAAAAAAAZEEEE - I'm just gonna say it, they should have made Ben's girl blind in this one 🤣 ( Some things have to stay the same... am I right? )
- I still can't believe they made the Silver Surfer a woman in this one; in TROTSS, he was literally just a chill guy; nothing more, nothing less ( idk bro 💩🤣 )
- Yo nahhhhhhhh; they actually showed Galactus's full face ( I fr was convinced Marvel would just show us his eyes for a while there 💀🤣 But also, if Matt Shakman pulled off Galactus, Dean Fleischer Camp could have for sure pulled off Captain Gantu lol 😆 )
- The baby was actually so cute but I can't stop thinking that he was mostly CGI'd, so... 💀
- "I will not sacrifice my child for this world... but I will NOT sacrifice this world for my child..."
BARRRRRS BRO 🗣️🔥🤣 - Silver Surfer's background story was weird ( And why was Johnny actually like... smart in this movie 🤣 )
- I was seriously gonna make a joke about the Fantastic 5 but Feige beat me to it 💩🤣
- "Precious cargo coming through"
Nah... "magical baby coming through" 🤣
*Crickets Crickets*
Wait a second... hold up, think about this for a second... Reed is like the Mandalorian... Franklin is like Grogu........................ GASP - "A Kevin Feige Production"
Never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣 - Mid-credits scene was kinda--scratch that--VERY disappointing for being the only thing we're gonna get to see of Dr. Doom before Doomsday; my Uncle had the absolute best idea for the scene before it came out: we hear a hammer clanging against a piece of iron, like in Iron Man... but it instead of an Iron man mask, the camera pans over to a Doctor Doom mask 😎😎😎
*Crickets Crickets*
*Clears Throat* - What was that song playing in the credits 🙏😭🤣
- The "live-action Incredibles" statement could be taken in a lot of different ways; Mole Man = the Underminer ( Not just because of what he did in the film, but also because both the Underminer and Mole Man were wasted characters 🤣 ) Reed's powers = Elastagirl's, Franklin = Jack Jack 🤪, the whole family dynamic, etc, etc, etc...
Oh, and also bc this looks ripped straight out of The Incredibles, so... 💩👇🤣
- "4 YEARS LATER"
I see what they did there
Pretty solid start for Phase 6, can't wait for Spider-Man 4 in only 365 more days! That's gon' be sick. 😎🤣
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