The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 5

Check the other chapters for the disclaimer.

And no, I have no idea where I'm even going with this anymore. No, I did not have a clear idea of how Cagnus's hacking skills work when I wrote Chapter 4.

Chapter 3: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-3

Chapter 4: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-4

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In private chat between Placeholder and SlytherinRules1942

Placeholder: What's going on?

SlytherinRules1942: There's a hacker who got rid of another one, but now me and other people think HE is going to become too powerful.

SlytherinRules1942: Also, why is your codename "Pfpsarelame"

Placeholder: IDK, someone suggested I use it. Now I see why that was a bad idea. Anyways, where's the hacker?

SlytherinRules1942: Bottom Gun.

Placeholder: I won't join just yet. Can you send me screenshots of anything noteworthy?

SlytherinRules1942: Sure

Placeholder: What's your codename again?

SlytherinRules1942: Malfoy

Placeholder: I'll speak with the guy who assigns codenames and get you a new one. That one isn't very slick.

SlytherinRules1942: I'll bet you he'd give I_Like_Top_Gun the codename "Maverick"

In the notes of Bottom Gun

Cagnus_Marlsen: Has anyone gotten scammed recently? I can get you your money back.

Dangerous_Kevin: I don't really trust you to do that...

Cagnus_Marlsen: You wouldn't have to give me any information, I already have it.

Dangerous_Kevin: Likely story

Cagnus_Marlsen: Ew

Dangerous_Kevin: ?

Cagnus_Marlsen: I hate classical music

Dangerous_Kevin: ????????????

Cagnus_Marlsen: Don't try to pretend you're not listening to classical music rn

Dangerous_Kevin: I literally posted a forum about it of course you're going to know I'm listening to classical music.

Cagnus_Marlsen: I knew before you posted the forum.

Dangerous_Kevin: No you didn't.

Cagnus_Marlsen: Believe what you want to believe.

Dangerous_Kevin: I'm considering demoting and possibly banning (at the very least muting) you, and I'm sure Tom wouldn't mind that much.

Cagnus_Marlsen: Which means you're scared. See how easy that was?

In private chat between Placeholder and SlytherinRules1942

SlytherinRules1942: He's playing some sort of mind game with one of the SAs rn...

SlytherinRules1942: I don't want to bring attention to the fact that I'm online...

Placeholder: I'm gonna join.

SlytherinRules1942: They'll see the join message though...

Placeholder: Exactly

In the notes of Bottom Gun

Dangerous_Kevin: How easy what was?

Cagnus_Marlsen: Read our conversation again.

Placeholder has joined the club. Say hi!

Cagnus_Marlsen: Why hello! Welcome to the club and than you for joining!

Cagnus_Marlsen: I'm so glad you've decided to join!

Cagnus_Marlsen: Please check out the featured forums in the sidebar!

Placeholder: Oh my, you're so welcoming (:

Cagnus_Marlsen: Kevin, please check DMs.

TomCruise_33: Oh hello! Aren't you the owner of CVC?

Placeholder: Yes, I am.

TomCruise_33: /promote=admin Placeholder

Placeholder: Thank you, but I really don't want admin.

TomCruise_33: Will you at least let me give you coord?

Placeholder: Alright

TomCruise_33: /demote=coordinator Placeholder

In private chat between Cagnus_Marlsen and Dangerous_Kevin

Cagnus_Marlsen: Hi

Dangerous_Kevin: What do you want now? I don't even know what you were saying in notes.

Cagnus_Marlsen: I think that new guy is a spy.

Dangerous_Kevin: For who?!

Dangerous_Kevin: I highly doubt Placeholder is an FBI agent

Cagnus_Marlsen: No, dummy

Cagnus_Marlsen: The Organization

Dangerous_Kevin: ...

Cagnus_Marlsen: It's actually called Snow Against Night cause it's white-hats (plus a bunch of non-hackers who don't like bad guy hackers) vs black-hats.

Dangerous_Kevin: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HATS

Cagnus_Marlsen: Why don't you go duckduckgo how to google something. And if you can't figure it out, yahoo how to duckduckgo.

Dangerous_Kevin: ?????????????????????????????????????????

Cagnus_Marlsen: My point is, you will help me.

Dangerous_Kevin: 1) With what?

Dangerous_Kevin: 2) Or what?

Cagnus_Marlsen: I have your Chess.com login info. I will reveal it to the Chess.org Neighborhood.

Dangerous_Kevin: What about the answer to 1?

Cagnus_Marlsen: You'll help me get revenge.

Dangerous_Kevin: Alright one sec

Dangerous_Kevin: Also, put on Seven Nation Army. The Glitch Mob one. And join CVC to spectate.

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

Dangerous_Kevin has joined the club. Say hi!

Cagnus_Marlsen has joined the club. Say hi!

Dangerous_Kevin: Cagnus_Marlsen is threatening

Dangerous_Kevin: to leak my login

Dangerous_Kevin: info if I do not

Dangerous_Kevin: help him get revenge

Dangerous_Kevin: on Placeholder or

Dangerous_Kevin: possibly just the site

Dangerous_Kevin: I'm typing like this in case I get cut off

Dangerous_Kevin: I've heard good things about y'all

Dangerous_Kevin: Don't let me down

Dangerous_Kevin: Email: ThisIsAFakeEmail@DangerousKevin@OhNoTwoOfThoseSymbolsOhLookThisIsAlreadyTooLongToBeAnEmailHAHAHAHAHAHA Password: 1234567890987654321

Dangerous_Kevin: CHECKMATE CAGNUS

Dangerous_Kevin: Testing

Dangerous_Kevin: OH MY GOSH I'M IN

Dangerous_Kevin: Boo

Dangerous_Kevin: WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dangerous_Kevin: Your email address sucks

Dangerous_Kevin: I'M SCREENSHOTTING EVERYTHING

Dangerous_Kevin: How is this even working ;-;

Dangerous_Kevin: Hi!

Dangerous_Kevin: I have Free Bird playing in the background rn

Dangerous_Kevin: Maybe it's like when Beluga gave his Netflix password to his Discord server...

Dangerous_Kevin: Please tell me we're gonna be famous

Dangerous_Kevin: If I'm correct the assignment is to crash this account

Dangerous_Kevin: Brb, gonna spam a bunch of blogs

Dangerous_Kevin: Hello

Dangerous_Kevin: IT WORKED

Dangerous_Kevin: No, the assignment is to crash the site

Cagnus_Marlsen: I can just h-

Dangerous_Kevin: No you can't. I figured out your secret.

Cagnus_Marlsen: What secret?

Dangerous_Kevin: 911 had his IP address in his bio.

Cagnus_Marlsen: Oh yeah...

Dangerous_Kevin: Which is a really stupid move, btw. It's his own fault he got hacked.

Cagnus_Marlsen: So then how do you explain me kicking him off of Tom's computer?

Kaleb341: Do not discuss hacking in this club. Please take this to DMs.

Dangerous_Kevin: You disabled his WiFi router.

Cagnus_Marlsen: His wifi password was 1234 how could I not hack into it?

Dangerous_Kevin: POOP FART POOP FART POOP FART POOP FART

Dangerous_Kevin: I LOVE POOP

Dangerous_Kevin: POOP IS AWESOME

Dangerous_Kevin: PEE IS COOL TOO

Dangerous_Kevin: FART

Dangerous_Kevin: WHOEVER IS DOING THAT, STOP! PEE

Dangerous_Kevin: HOW DID YOU ADD THAT TO MY MESSAGE?! POOP

Dangerous_Kevin: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Dangerous_Kevin: HELP 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩FART FART FART FART

Cagnus_Marlsen: I think there's a virus on your computer...Did you click any suspicious links?

Dangerous_Kevin: No 💩

Cagnus_Marlsen: Strange ads?

Dangerous_Kevin: pee

Dangerous_Kevin: I mean no fart

Dangerous_Kevin: fart fart poop pee

Dangerous_Kevin: I did accidentally click on an ad for a toilet cleaning company...💩

Cagnus_Marlsen: That's probably it.

Dangerous_Kevin: One sec fart

In the notes of Bottom Gun

I_Like_Top_Gun: So, is this a Top Gun fan club or something?

TomCruise_33: You could say that.

I_Like_Top_Gun: Nice.

I_Like_Top_Gun: Maybe we could organize a group-watching of Top Gun. We all hit play at the same time or something.

TomCruise_33: What if someone needs to get up for something?

I_Like_Top_Gun: We all pause at the same time.

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

Dangerous_Kevin: Alright, it's gone. Don't ask me how.

Cagnus_Marlsen: How do you explain the people with the symbols? Didn't you get hacked as well? How do you explain that?

Kaleb341: I said no discussion of hacking in this club. Dangerous_Kevin and Cagnus_Marlsen, Warning 1.

Dangerous_Kevin: Yes...

Cagnus_Marlsen: So what happened there?

Dangerous_Kevin: Um...

Cagnus_Marlsen: Tell me

Kaleb341: Take this to DMs, now.

Dangerous_Kevin: Cagnus?

Cagnus_Marlsen: Yes?

Dangerous_Kevin: I hacked them.