The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 3

TheAuthorOfChickens

Mar 16, 2025, 6:48 PM | 10

This is a work of fiction. I do not promote or support any of the characters' harmful actions, words, and usernames. All occurrences of real Chess.com usernames are coincidental and used fictiously. I do not mean to insult people or call anyone out. If anyone has the same username as anyone in this series, I either created the character before the person joined or without knowledge of anyone on this site having the username.

This is for entertainment only.

@Iansicles, I made some of these characters and you stole them 😡

With that out of the way, please enjoy the story!

Chapter 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-1

Chapter 2: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-2

Members of Bottom Gun

Owner

TomCruise_33 🇺🇸

Super Admins

iHaveYourBankAccount 🇵🇸

NewYearNewDisaster 🇦🇫

SlytherinRules1942 🇬🇧

Admins

Cagnus_Marlsen 🇳🇴

LovingPuppy 🇮🇱

TheWriterOfDucks 🇺🇸

Coordinators

cats-are-awesome-1437 🇦🇺

dagger-one 🇯🇵

LaggyComputer 🇻🇪

I-own-a-million-clubs 🇺🇦

Members

I-am-a-GM-for-real 🇯🇵

chess123456789 🇺🇦

UnstoppableActor 🇷🇺

TheAuthorOfGeese 🇺🇸

DUCK 🇮🇷

lets_go_brandon_54 🇺🇸

TwinTower-911 🇺🇸

RussianGoose22 🇷🇺

Nine-One-One 🇮🇶

Fireheart32 🇱🇻

GM_of_America 🇺🇸

M888_killer 🇨🇭

Kolinski_S1-6 🇵🇱

Bongcloud 🇮🇹

ChristmasBird 🇺🇸

Flammenwerfer 🇩🇪

FrostyFox62 🇱🇻

TomcatHornetFighter 🇺🇸

CheckersDavid-David 🇵🇦

Scorpion197 🇺🇸

procession123 🇨🇦

The_old_Josh 🇺🇸

Computer079 🇨🇦

Safe_Kevin 🇺🇸

Members of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

Owner

Placeholder 🇺🇸

Super Admins

Kaleb341 🇨🇦

I_Like_Top_Gun 🇺🇸

Pfpsarelame 🇺🇸

TheHosterOfHH 🇺🇸

MrGrinch 🇦🇶

Coordinators

Simba 🇪🇬

aboatnamedNoah 🇬🇧

daisy987654321 🇰🇷

captain_high_five 🇨🇦

Members

RegularSkier1234 🇬🇧

A_Parrot_Named_Taco 🇬🇹

HappyCoffee02 🇨🇳

IAmGordanRamsayFr 🇺🇸

91829738263 🇺🇸

RooksAreSuperior 🇦🇿

O-O-O-O 🇺🇸

Hi 🇷🇺

POLITICSAREAMAZING 🇺🇸

Scorpion197 🇺🇸

In the notes of Bottom Gun, picking up where we left off

NewYearNewDisaster: NO ONE START THE DRAMA YET I HAVE TO GO GET POPCORN

TheAuthorOfGeese: WHAT THE-

LovingPuppy: 😳

DUCK: But you just got banned?!

I-am-a-GM-for-real: LET THE SCREENSHOTTING COMMENCE!

chess123456789: What is happening 😭

TomCruise_33: Hey guys, I'm back!

I-own-a-million-clubs: You've been back

TomCruise_33: Wdym?

I-own-a-million-clubs: You said 5 weeks ago that you were back from your vacation.

TomCruise_33: No? I haven't been online the whole time. I got back yesterday.

TomCruise_33: What happened to Kevin and Josh? Who promoted these new guys?

I-own-a-million-clubs: You demoted them

LovingPuppy: Wait, if you claim you've been offline...

TomCruise_33: Where's Queen?! And who's this Writer of Ducks person?!

Cagnus_Marlsen: TOM YOU GOT HACKED

TomCruise_33: WHAT?!

Cagnus_Marlsen: IT WAS TOTALLY 911

Cagnus_Marlsen: HE HACKED KEVIN

Cagnus_Marlsen: AND JUST BANNED QUEEN EVEN THOUGH HE'S A MEMBER

The_old_Josh: Wait, so you didn't ban us for no reason?

Safe_Kevin: T

Safe_Kevin: CA

Cagnus_Marlsen: KEVIN YOU'RE STILL HERE!

Safe_Kevin: YOU INTERNET

Cagnus_Marlsen: what

UnstoppableActor: Hey guys, I just got back online! I wanted to stay and watch but I had to eat lunch. What did I miss?

TwinTower-911: ...

UnstoppableActor: Why are you marked as owner?

Safe_Kevin: I

Safe_Kevin: GOT

Safe_Kevin: HACKED

Safe_Kevin: HAHAHAAHAHHAHHHHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

UnstoppableActor: Nvm, have a nice day!

Safe_Kevin: TAKE THAT, INTERNET!

TomCruise_33: 911, what did you do?

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

I_Like_Top_Gun: Pfpsarelame is always online.

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: I'm surprised he's not a mod. He'd do a pretty good job at it.

Placeholder: Maybe he doesn't want to be a mod.

Pfpsarelame: You never know when trolls will strike.

91829738263: Like me? 😀

I_Like_Top_Gun: *readies mute button*

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Don't do it.

Placeholder: 91829738263 no spamming.

91829738263: &**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥•¥©∆∑˚ˆ©ç©ß&**^@(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑&**^@#*@&$(#*&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥•¥©∆∑˚ˆ©ç©ß&**^@(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑&**^@#*@&

I_Like_Top_Gun: /mute 91829738263

Simba: I just got online. More spammers?

Pfpsarelame: Yep

IAmGordanRamsayFr: All the SAs are online!

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Yay!

Kaleb341: Jared's probably updating the forum.

I_Like_Top_Gun: Doesn't he want to take a break? This is the seventh round he's hosted.

Simba: I've offered to host but he said he can handle it.

TheHosterOfHH: I can handle it.

Simba: HE JUST SAID IT AGAIN

Simba: JARED ARE YOU BEING FORCED TO HOST HURT/HEAL?!

O-O-O-O: Who's Jared?

Simba: JARED ANSWER ME

Pfpsarelame: Who's Jared? --> TheHosterOfHH

I_Like_Top_Gun: O-O-O-O, what is your username supposed to be? Is that the "Go long!" castle where you yeet your king across the field?

O-O-O-O: ???????????????????????????

O-O-O-O: Who's Jared? --> TheHosterOfHH --> Thanks

TheHosterOfHH: I'm doing this of my own free will.

Simba: WHERE YOU FORCED TO SAY THAT?!

TheHosterOfHH: No

HappyCoffee02: ...

Simba: EVERYONE JARED IS BEING FORCED TO HOST HH AGAINST HIS WILL

Simba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥•¥©∆∑˚ˆ©ç©ß&**^@(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑&**^@#*@&$(#*

Placeholder: Simba, you know the rules. Please do not spam.

I_Like_Top_Gun: Guys...that numbers dude is spamming the same thing in my messages...

Kaleb341: Just block him.

I_Like_Top_Gun: I tried to but I can't

Kaleb341: Might be sever lag.

In the notes of Bottom Gun

TwinTower-911: I hacked you.

TomCruise_33: I can see that. Why, though?

TwinTower-911: So I can take over the site.

TomCruise_33: There are multiple ways you could have gone about that goal that would've been much quicker than this. Also, how are we both owner?

TwinTower-911: That's just how it is

TomCruise_33: Either way, we can just report you.

TwinTower-911: I still have your login info

TomCruise_33: Oh, right. Lemme go change my password real quick.

TwinTower-911: The Free Bird solo? Excellent taste in music.

TomCruise_33: What?

TwinTower-911: Are you not listening to the Free Bird solo?

TomCruise_33: How do you know what I'm listening to?

TwinTower-911: Check DMs

TomCruise_33: Guys...it's a screenshot of my desktop...

TwinTower-911: 😀

iHaveYourBankAccount: Alright, I know this is a huge problem, but can we not let the public know about this? Act natural around the new guys?

Cagnus_Marlsen: Or set the club to private...

TwinTower-911: I'm fine with whatever. I'll reveal myself eventually.

TomCruise_33: /Club=Private

TomCruise_33: Deny all join requests unless it's a confirmed alt of someone.

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

I_Like_Top_Gun: Oh well.

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Hey Top Gun, I found a club you might like! Check DMs

TwinTower-911 has joined the club. Say hi!

TwinTower-911: Hello!

I_Like_Top_Gun: ...

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: ...

Kaleb341: ...

HappyCoffee02: ...

MrGrinch: 💀

Placeholder: TwinTower-911, change your username immediately or you be banned from the club.

TwinTower-911: Why does EVERYONE tell me to change my username?

MrGrinch: Look up your username on Google.

TwinTower-911: I'm not changing it.

Pfpsarelame: Have fun getting banned, then.

TwinTower-911: I will have my revenge.

Placeholder: /ban TwinTower-911

I_Like_Top_Gun: Parrot, I'll check it out. Thanks!

In the notes of Bottom Gun

I_Like_Top_Gun has joined the club, approved by SlytherinRules1942. Say hi!

SlytherinRules1942: Oops

I_Like_Top_Gun: Hi

Cagnus_Marlsen: Welcome to the club!

Scorpion197: Aren't you one of the SAs in Chess.org vs. ChessChild?

I_Like_Top_Gun: Yep

Scorpion197: Nice

I_Like_Top_Gun: Why are notes disappearing?

TomCruise_33: Just cleaning up spam...

In private chat between TomCruise_33 and SlytherinRules1942

TomCruise_33: WHY DID YOU LET HER IN?!

SlytherinRules1942: I'm sorry it's just that the buttons are so small 😭

TomCruise_33: Just be more careful.

SlytherinRules1942: Can't we just kick her?

TomCruise_33: I don't wanna be rude

SlytherinRules1942: We need to find someone to stop 911.

TomCruise_33: He's probably watching my screen right now sooooooooooo

SlytherinRules1942: Don't worry, I won't say anything except that he's the most powerful person on the site.

TomCruise_33: You're going to go get E? Just report 911!

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

SlytherinRules1942 has joined the club. Say hi!

A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Hi!

SlytherinRules1942: Where's Pfpsarelame?

Pfpsarelame: I'm here

SlytherinRules1942: It's time.

Pfpsarelame: For what?

SlytherinRules1942: You're needed.

Pfpsarelame: For what?!

SlytherinRules1942: There's a hacker

Pfpsarelame: So then report him

SlytherinRules1942: It's not that simple. You have to come.

Pfpsarelame: ??????????

SlytherinRules1942: It is time for you to save the site.

Pfpsarelame: I'M SO CONFUSED

The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 3

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