The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 6
Check the other chapters for the disclaimer.
Yes, I deleted the allegiances.
Yes, I'm the author and I have no clue what's going on in my own story. Dw I think by the end of this I'll have cleared some things up...
Chapter 4: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-4
Chapter 5: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-5
In the notes of We Were Here First
Tree: It's so peaceful here.
Halloween: I know.
One: I miss the old layout.
June: Hey admins, have any newbies attempted to join recently?
Halloween: Oh yeah, lots. Apparently they can't read.
Cowboy: Do y'all remember that scumbag Doomsday an' his accomplice Kevin?
Water: Absolutely.
Fire: Yessiree
Cowboy: Do y'all think they might ever come back?
One: They might.
Cowboy: It might be fun to see 'em come back an' cause some trouble. This man Horiv is quite boring.
Jaguar: Oh my gosh you don't need to type like you're talking in an accent or something we're online not face to face.
Cowboy: But then I look less like a cowboy! Yeehaw!
Jaguar: You're either the world's most annoying troll or the most stereotypical cowboy ever.
One: Or neither and he just wants to have some harmless fun.
Halloween: Wait I was just browsing through members to invite and there's this dude called "Dangerous_Kevin" and he has the same pfp Kevin used...
Halloween: And a guy with a...inappropriate username who had the same pfp as Doomsday. He's been banned now, but I think I found his new account called "youranoob"
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
Cagnus_Marlsen: ...
Dangerous_Kevin: And there's more to the story.
Kaleb341: Warning 2 for continuing to discuss hacking.
Cagnus_Marlsen: Okay, listen. I was just trying to scare you guys. That was just insane timing.
Dangerous_Kevin: No it wasn't. I was doing all that stuff everyone thought you were doing.
Kaleb341: Why don't I go ahead and mute the both of you now?
Dangerous_Kevin: That's really hard to do when you've been demoted.
Kaleb341: What the-
Dangerous_Kevin: Don't worry about me, I've made the audit log say your friend Pfpsarelame demoted you.
Dangerous_Kevin: Don't try messaging anyone, it won't work. I'll cover up the notes so we don't end up with more people to deal with.
Kaleb341: Why can't I log out?
Dangerous_Kevin: I can't have you going offline.
Kaleb341: I can just leave my computer.
Dangerous_Kevin: And yet you won't, because you don't want anyone else in your family to get unauthorized access to your account.
Kaleb341: Joke's on you, I live alone.
Dangerous_Kevin: Sure you do.
Kaleb341: Why are you doing this?
Dangerous_Kevin: The question you should be asking is "What's the history of your time on Chess.com?"
Kaleb341: Yay a villain monologue I'm so excited.
Dangerous_Kevin: When I first joined the site, my username was "Kevin". I'd heard about the site and wanted to check it out. I found the forums and decided to do a bit of trolling. I met a guy called "Doomsday" in a forum that was petitioning to ban cat food in Russia. He sent me a friend request and I accepted it. He messaged me asking if I wanted to team with him. I said yes. So we went around attacking forums until Doomsday decided we should move on to bigger fish: Clubs.
Dangerous_Kevin: We started with smaller ones so as not to have our fun stopped too quickly. We made our way to medium sized clubs with a decent amount of activity. By then we were well-known. Everyone was complaining about how we hadn't been muted yet. One day, Doomsday sent me a link to the very club we're in now. Well, it was actually this club's predecessor, Chess.org vs. TruChess. It was public and they were getting 10-20 members on a good day and the admins seemed to only notice people once they spoke,
Dangerous_Kevin: so we had no problem getting in without being questioned. We waited until no admins were online, and then we pounced. We each kept opening the "New Topic" page in a new tab until there were a bunch open. We put "You'll never stop us" in the titles and periods in the comment box. Once we were ready we went from tab to tab clicking "Post". We posted more than a hundred forums because after we'd gone through those tabs we posted more forums. The notes were going crazy. People were saying if they
Dangerous_Kevin: were admin they'd ban us from the club and that they'd already reported us. We just spammed the notes with the laughing face emojis. I was about to post the next forum when Pfpsarelame came online. He banned me and Doomsday. About an hour after that the rumors started that Pfpsarelame was deleting all our spam single-handedly. So you know what we did? We grabbed our alts that had been hiding in the shadows of CVT since a week after they got approved.
Dangerous_Kevin: OhNoMyRating was Doomsday's alt and 52cardpickup was mine. We offered to help with deleting the forums. And he actually promoted us! We started deleting forums so as not to be suspicious. He said he needed to go to lunch and asked if we'd continue deleting for him while he was gone. We obviously said yes. The second he went offline we started banning people. The notes exploded again and we didn't care. Pfpsarelame had made a mistake and we were going to exploit it.
Dangerous_Kevin: But then, the site crashed. It took 3 minutes to load anything. Everyone commenting about the sudden lag just made it worse. On one of my reloads I was taken to a page saying I'd been banned. I went to Doomsday's alt's page and it had been banned as well. I went to log onto my main. Banned. Doomsday's main was banned too. Maybe the lag was from all our posts and comments getting deleted. I made a new account just to spectate. At some point a bunch of people must've logged off because then the
Dangerous_Kevin: lag cleared up.
Kaleb341: Are you done?
Dangerous_Kevin: No but my fingers need a break. Brb
In the notes of Bottom Gun
TomCruise_33: Lol
I_Like_Top_Gun: This is kind of boring. Imma go make mafia and host it in here.
TomCruise_33: Oh, fun (:
I_Like_Top_Gun: Role suggestions?
TomCruise_33: What about a role where the person will randomly die, and when they do they get to frame someone.
I_Like_Top_Gun: Alright!
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
5 minutes after where we left off
Kaleb341: I'm in a club
Kaleb341: Waiting
Kaleb341: I've been demoted
Kaleb341: I can't log out or move away from my computer
Kaleb341: And Cagnus seems to have left me
Kaleb341: The villain was monologuing but he needs a break, so here I am
Kaleb341: In a club
Kaleb341: Waiting
In the notes of Bottom Gun
Kaleb341 has joined the club. Say hi!
I_Like_Top_Gun: Oh hi!
Kaleb341: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
Kaleb341: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
I_Like_Top_Gun: ...
Kaleb341: kevin is a hacker
Kaleb341: hes gonna take over the site
Kaleb341: idk when
TomCruise_33: Cya troll.
TomCruise_33: /ban Kaleb341
I_Like_Top_Gun: What the heck why would he do that
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
20 minutes later
Kaleb341: What does the fox say?
Kaleb341: HWDIHKAHDUWHKFHWDIDHWIHDHIHDIHDWHJDWWJGAKSHFIJEFOHWUDGUWGDUHWIJFHWDUH
Kaleb341: No wait that's what a dying fox says.
Kaleb341: Meow
Kaleb341: Oh right, cat
Kaleb341: What if I put on a movie in Spanish because yes
Kaleb341: Or no
Kaleb341: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I am going insane. Wait, lemme write that down.
Kaleb341: Day One...
Kaleb341: There once was a ship that put to sea
Kaleb341: And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
Kaleb341: The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Kaleb341: Blow, me bully boys, blow
Dangerous_Kevin: I'm back.
Kaleb341: Soon may the Wellerman come
Kaleb341: To bring us sugar and tea and rum
Kaleb341: One day, when the tonguin' is done
Kaleb341: We'll take our leave and go
Kaleb341: Oops I just closed the tab
Dangerous_Kevin: I decided to give it a break for a year. Then I made a new account after I got a new computer. I'm not even sure how IPs work myself but maybe that worked. IDK. Anyways, I called it Dangerous_Kevin because why not. No one suspected a thing. I decided to be nice for once and ended up getting promoted in Bottom Gun. It stayed like that for a while until I got bored. So I started hacking people's accounts and made it look like I'd been hacked to throw suspicion off me. 911 DMed me with proof he was
Dangerous_Kevin: Doomsday. He decided to take the heat for me. I'm surprised he's actually been banned.
Kaleb341: She had not been two weeks from shore
Kaleb341: When down on her, a right whale bore
Dangerous_Kevin: And then Tom came back. Tbh at that point I was just trying to mess with everyone and even I was confused. And Cagnus is an actual hacker, but not that good of a hacker. I banned 911 (with his permission) with perfect timing just to help him. I guess he decided it was best to stay quiet about how that wasn't him. Anyways, I think what I did made everyone lose their minds so now they're ranting about non-existent organizations and stuff.
Kaleb341: The captain called all hands and swore
Kaleb341: He'd take that whale in tow
Dangerous_Kevin: But it's time I stopped messing around and actually took over the site.
Dangerous_Kevin: Alright, lemme turn this off
Kaleb341: Soon may the Wellerman come
Dangerous_Kevin: NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THE NOTES
Kaleb341: To bring us sugar and tea and rum
Dangerous_Kevin: EVERYONE BE PREPARED. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
Kaleb341: One day, when the tonguin' is done
Kaleb341: We'll take our leave and go
