ARRESTED FOR PLAYING CHESS

I need to stop reading articles with titles like these... they make me want to stab someone (not the people posting, but in this case the legal system. That's right, I want to stab "the legal system".)

I can't believe how our parks are desecrated by men being in them (a heinous sexual act in and of itself):

Can you believe this guy? Using a public bench that CHILDREN sit on for his own perverted fantasy of resting his legs! Or this creep, holding his stick out in broad daylight:

Kohai, I know posting such disgusting acts is against TOS but I feel like a more important moral crisis is at stake. We must ban all men from parks to protect the purity and innocence of our children.