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This Thread can hit the hanging curve, but chooses not to

This Thread spells "lose" with three Os

This Thread braids its own hair

This Thread cries during war movies and sports.

This thread doesn't need trysts. This thread can get itself pregnant.

This Thread is an open bar

This Thread takes arms against a sea of troubles

With This Thread along, Saturday Night chess club would be fun.

This Thread knows how to pound the pavement.

This Thread listenes to pavement.

This thread remembers its youth fondly, when men were men and posts were clever examples of wit to all.

And everyone just had one garbage can.  This big corrugated metal thing.

And cars were all square and huge.  And clock radios had numbers that flipped down.

And you could hear the National Anthem every night on TV.  And Donahue was the only one who talked. 

This Thread recognises posts #33 and 34 as the birth of a nation.

The rumours of this thread's death were greatly exaggerated.

This Thread has never changed its name.

This Thread has thicker skin that snakeface, but then again most do.

This Thread is embarrassed for snakeface

This thread turns back on itself.  Yet remains moving, almost Biblical.