what is your real name?

My real name is as common as dirt. When I "google" it, more than 20,800,000 names (that's 20 million +) come up in under a second! (I have never tried to see if I am actually in that list of 20 million.) 

Everyone has the right to ask anyone what their real name is. 

Whoa! So you got off the Nuremburg trials too? hows your weight problem?

Hey, I missed you.

You too.

traitor!

That's what they're telling me.

But it isn't true.

Except it might be.

Bro you left us hanging

literally ;-;

Well, what Hitler wants, he gets.

My name's Consuela Banana Hammock, and I'm a princess

You mei or mei not be Brian.  Who's to sei? 

According to my cats, my real name is "Meow".

Almund Gus.

Gesundheit

And the dumb bunny misspelled Bryan

My name is "Cybernetic T-800".

My name is Juice.'Flawless" Juice.