Kf2??
1. f3, e4, 2. Kf2!!
The Hammerschlag is the best opening of all time! And do not argue with me, it is even BETTER than Bongcloud. (Sorry, @Lenny_bongcloud and @2Ke21-0)
The Hammerschlag can be mated in 8 moves.

This opening is OP https://www.chess.com/live#g=5081648092

The Hammerschlag is the best opening of all time! And do not argue with me, it is even BETTER than Bongcloud. (Sorry, @Lenny_bongcloud and @2Ke21-0)
The Hammerschlag can be mated in 8 moves.
bruh you don't play Nc3

ignore the wandering king , focus instead on winning the centre as black , this seems a good way to punish white for this opening

age is irrelevant in chess though , id even argue that junior players are better suited to chess as their minds are thirsty for knowledge , and chess suits this well
so i dont mind if juniors are posting about chess lines , i think its healthy in their development

9 year olds are literally spamming the forums with AMAs and Bongclouds now. and Bongcloud AMAs.
I would like to know what brings you to believe I am 9.

This blog has a Lc0 vs. Stockfish game that starts with it:
Chess Engines Playing Every Opening: ECO or No?
The Hammerschlag is the best opening of all time! And do not argue with me, it is even BETTER than Bongcloud. (Sorry, @Lenny_bongcloud and @2Ke21-0)