Disappointing but not surprising. You’ve insulted me every post for the past year, and now that you have a chance to back it up you hide instead of playing me. I can’t blame you for being afraid of my Alapin though. I would be too
You are riding a very high horse if you think a titled player would lose his time against a patzer for nothing.
You’ve spent plenty of time on this thread, so I’m pretty sure you’re not concerned with the loss of a few minutes from a blitz game. No I think instead you’re afraid of the Alapin, and that’s why you won’t play me. That’s understandable. I do not blame you.
If you want to test your alapin, i'll play black for you. I'm a much tougher opponent than you were originally asking for tho.
First these people demanded I beat titled players with the Alapin. Then I crushed a pair of NMs back to back with the Alapin (one in 14 moves!) and now they’ve decided that NMs are nothing but incompetent morons capable of nothing but drooling on themselves, and instead have demanded that I beat IMs and GMs, so that is what I’m working on.
This thread has degenerated into the chess equivalent of a 5'1'' man sticking his fingers in his ears and screaming "I am the tallest man on earth!" over and over again.
Give the OP come credit. He took an established opening, and turned it into a ridiculous lie, managed to generate almost 1800 posts, an keep this thing going for 14 months.
I think the OP has shown the mindset of these forums.
If the 5 foot 1 man was standing on top of Mt Everest he would be.