There's a difference tho, between an opening being playable and an opening being attractive.
1.f4 is playable, but it's not terribly attractive. It's difficult to play for a win against strong opposition from 1.f4. That hasn't stopped someone like Michael "fpawn" Aigner, a friend I've known for decades, from playing it.
I have made Bird's into my ~SPICIEST~ opening for years now. No better way to start off a game than by flipping your opponent the Bird!