And yes I know the bs joke u and ur freinds are carrying
Is the Bongcloud a Good Opening?
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Submit to the Bongloud. Your opponents will blunder. If all titled players did, so could you!.
The only way for black to survive is by playing 2...Ke7, this is known as zugwang.
And, those aren't my "friends" I hardly know most of these people. Must be the Bongcloud cult pulling people together during the lockdown...
Mar 12, 2021
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#44
I wasn't talking about your opponents. And secondly, Nf6 or d5 (whether u like it or not) is the best move after Ke2, not Ke7, which does the same thing on your side. Also this is 3 min. I like 10-15 min.
little_guinea_pig 写道:
How have I not seen this thread yet! The Bongcloud is the best opening in all of chess!
it is now called king david opening on chess.com
look in the opening analysis lol
Mar 13, 2021
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#47
My response to your arrival:
NO!
I don't want u to (censored) inside the newcomers' brains!
(plays oh no song)
JackRoach wrote:
Oh no, an anti-troll!
Going to ruin all fun.
lol
Mar 13, 2021
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#49
JackRoach wrote:
Oh no, an anti-troll!
Going to ruin all fun.
Rude.
little_guinea_pig wrote:
fun is good
^^^
Mar 13, 2021
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#51
Not fun for the guy who realizes that this opening is total bs... the hard way.
idk
Bongcloud crashers.... Y'alll not worthy of this masterful opening! 
bongcloud 2.0
bongcloud 2.0 vs hyper troll opening
who will win?
It does
Apr 3, 2021
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#58
GfordM wrote:
It does
then it would say "bongcloud opening" on the opening explorer, which it doesnt
Correct Answer:
NO.
In all 3 games, it says Giveaway.
Game 1: Your opponent threw by playing Kf7, and not attacking. He ended up losing thx to a few lost pawns and bad structure.
Game 2: He threw by A: not playing Nxe5, which involved a brilliant play on b7 and a trapped rook, B: rushing to promote the h-pawn when there were 2 rooks on the back rank, and C: blundering pawns in another rook endgame.
Game 3: he was up 2 pawns, and the engine prefers him because the passers on the b and a files looked unattended, but then he THROWS by playing Bf6 and opening the h-rook's rank , causing the c-rook to be open for a 2 rooks mate. But wait! Rf7?? is played and Ke8! is a game-saver because it would protect Bd8 after Rc8+. But he plays Kg8, and u find the mate.
The wasteful king moves just set him up for success when he chose failure in all 3 games.