my opening that i created

please i don't want anyone over the rating of 1 to comment on how bad this is because i know white has a huge advantage out of the opening and this setup can be played against almost anything it's called the shoelaces attack

You don't want anyone commenting on how bad it is..
then if I may ask, are you expecting a comment?

Since the e2 square is available, it could be used for an early development of the King with 9. Ke2!, as well, possibly followed by sacrificing a knight with 10. Nf3!! in order to develop the King further with 10...exf3!? 11. Kxf3!!! 

This resembles the deranged dribbling of a deeply deluded patzer.

Good job!

What I don't understand is why you have called it the shoelaces attack. 

because it loops around like when you tie a shoelace?

clever name, but opening worse than bongcloud. 

LOL. u posted it on the forum yet u cant handle negative comment. 

 WIN

C'mon, whenever I play as black, I'm looking for some compensations and if my oppo dose one tiny mistake or miscalculation, I would say: this guy is going down. And now you're giving black axactly what he wants???

thanks for sharing, I will use this in my first OTB tournament, looks very solid.

why? black is so much more developed and white just goes backwards with a much simpler e4 then e3 for the first two moves, which leads to your end result.

I just put it on Fritz and it said around -3.00

So it's like conceding a whole piece. But I'm sure most players (especially myself) wouldn't know how to make the most of an odd and never seen before situation.

White plays with great elegance and symmetry but I must question black's e4 and indeed the whole thrust of black's play after the first four moves. With white's precise play to guide him surely black's continuation must be Ne7 g8 and Nd7 b8?

The double bow line of the shoelaces perhaps.

i was just making fun of all the terrible openings that people make and post on the forums 

to fit the criteria to comment negatively on this opening you have to be below a rating of 1 so i don't want to hear your negative comments

All you do is put out two pawns, you are falling way out of pace on your opening. If you were to put your pawns out in front instead of moving your knights it would be better due to the fact you are not wasting moves.

It is painful that you had to spell this out.

A tad bored today were we...?

Is that how you actually tie a shoelace?  I suspect it isn't.  (But now I am thinking what opening moves could white play that best represent someone tieing their shoelaces!) 

lol

LOL. u come to a forum yet u can't recognise humour.

FAIL