the gruensfield defense


Yes, there is a new rule in chess that they have been debating for the past few years. FIDE voted years ago that in order for a chess player to officially claim that he plays an opening, he must demonstrate complete knowledge of all repercussions of every move, including a 15-ply demonstration with flawless clarity. The sides were very heated, but they finally came to a conclusion today that:
#1 If you don't know how to play, then don't play.
#2 If you ain't playing to have fun, then it doesn't matter.
#3 It is spelled Gruenfeld, not Gruensfield.
#4 When you learn all of the lines in this defense, give me a call and I will adopt you as my trainer.