LB!

If I don't play the bongcloud will I be disowned by my adopted multi-million people chess.com family??

If I don't play the bongcloud will I be disowned by my adopted multi-million people chess.com family??
You can bet you will.

What if this is played? Will I be ground to sausage meat and shipped to outer space?
Yes, if you are playing the black side of that opening.
If I participate in this tournament, I swear i will set a serial killer after myself if I dont play the bongloud
RIP
I will participate