My account is for sale, now taking bids!

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the criteria on an account are probably:

  • popularity of the site - activity (1/5)
  • friends - amount and activity (0/5)
  • groups - amount and activity (0/5)
  • private chat - (probably 0/5)
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ew facebook

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snowchicken5 wrote:

$50

I withdraw. I can only afford $1 for a 1300 rated account, $2 for a 2000+ and $5 for a GM account. Nothing more. What's the use of it anyway? Rated accounts cant make me a better player. If it does, I'll buy that of Kasparov for $1M.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gamesters_of_Triskelion

What are quatloos? Find your answer here.

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friggin' triskelions

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makes me think to sell my avatar.

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I'll pay you one trophy for it. 

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                                                                                                  They own 3 other threadsSurprised

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I will trade with you.  You can have either:

1.  My WoW account.  I have a level two hunter.

2.  My AOL email account.  I receive email from all of the major players:  AT&T, Target (every day), Carnival Cruise Lines, and the IRS (something about my tax return from 2010).

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As people can only have one account active at a time, the winner will need to close the account with which they are bidding...

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Please i am quite interested in buying your account, but due to current forex restriction in my country Nigeria, i can not make any dollar/pound transfer, i will require you fly into my country for us to finalize this transaction, i will gladly take care of your lodging and feeding during your 2 weeks stay. You can choose  any 5 star hotel of your choice upon arrival. 

I am truly excited about closing this deal in the shortest period of time

p.s. this is   achess.com verified emailCool

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LOL! The black market for secondhand chess.com accounts has begun.

The Silk Road era  of chess.com

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You might have better luck advertising this on a blackhat SEO site.

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    Plato, he may take you up on that offerSurprised                                                                    

6 months ago · Quote · #1

IRONLUNGCANCER 

Over the past few months I have been having an on going conversations with several people from southeast Asia.  There attention was kind and fun at first, I welcomed the friendly banter and looked forward to seeing their messages in my inbox.  Over a period of weeks and hundreds of messages we got to know each other quite well.  As a fairly well off individual myself when one began to discuss some personal family problems I happily agreed to help them a little financially.  I guess they saw me for the sucker I was and over a few months I wound up sending over 20 bitcoins to in total to three different individuals.  Only now I realize when I was left standing at Boryspil airport waiting for one of my friends to come visit on a plane ticket that I had paid for that I have been scammed!  I meet these “ladies” on chess.com and I think we need a policy here that forces people to be under their true legal name.  This would prevent the sort of fake people I have been dealing with from existing and keep the out of control children in line and perhaps we could report them to their parents.  We need a “VERIFIED” tag next to user names like Twitter so we know who we can trust and their true ages and locations.  Anonymity of the internet is horrible.  Send no one bitcoins!  Keep the children here responsible.

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Caedrel wrote:

As people can only have one account active at a time, the winner will need to close the account with which they are bidding...

Oh, that is so cute that you still think that .... Even though you've been here for almost 6 years now!

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 hahahahahahahahahahahaLaughing    You got ballsLaughing LOL.

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Joke bids will result in being blocked.

Thanks.

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Wait, this is a serious forum?? Laughing

Avatar of macer75

@ OP: You might want to check this out:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/im-back3

The staff here seems to be pretty serious about account sharing, or even just joking about it.

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IRONLUNGCANCER wrote:

Joke bids will result in being blocked.

Thanks.

That will decrease your account's value, and we can't pay negative money now can we?