It's good to be an imaginative cartographer. I wish for the days when maps had whales and seamonsters where there were actually rather large continents.
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All you guys, please vote for Natalia Pogonina in the stongest member of the month contest
With guys I also aimed at you lisav&trysts
Natalia? The... strongest member? I would never have guessed it...
I think there was one guy who's a professional boxer or something.
oinq his name was ouachita
I can lift a lot of weight...with my mind.
and me.......
Oh sure you are...
May 6, 2011
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#32
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
I think the Canary Islands are way underrepresented in bullet/blitz. If more of us played...I think you'd still maintain the same opinion. :)
On another note, I'm sitting outside with my computer, and a bottle of Malbec, and a squirrel hops on the table and licks up some wine I spilled! Absolutely hilarious!
lol The squirrels have you scoped out.
Are you drinking the squirrel under the table?
Well, that squirrel left(didn't like the vintage?), but there are quite a few other squirrels that are just looking at me suspiciously. I don't think they want to chance drinking with me. The last animal(guy) that tried, confessed more than someone should ever know about a person! When you get drunk with married guys, and they start a sentence, "My wife doesn't even know this...", then you may be in that uncomfortable place where you answer any cell-phone call that you get
uncomfortable place, listening to a married salesman trying to get laid.
"my wife doesn't even know this ..."
then he buys a drink, you accept then its rude to walk away, and the long story has a plan ... obviously the conversation does not start unless both are interested, why bother saying u are married?
Thank you Trysts I will try this plan next time I am in a bar with some females.
May 6, 2011
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#34
Alchohol is easy to sell, he doesn't even have to persuade the customer
May 6, 2011
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#35
Vacuous wrote:
uncomfortable place, listening to a married salesman trying to get laid.
"my wife doesn't even know this ..."
then he buys a drink, you accept then its rude to walk away, and the long story has a plan ... obviously the conversation does not start unless both are interested, why bother saying u are married?
Thank you Trysts I will try this plan next time I am in a bar with some females.
What plan? Getting drunk and boring the hell out of whoever you're talking to?
Does anyone want to know about your guilt in life, that you seem to be bragging about? No.
May 6, 2011
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#37
Vacuous wrote:
Yeah clearly the good-ol-routine for chatting up girls is no longer fasionable, such a cliche "my wife doesn't know this butt" and the need to set up the cell phone to ring itself while "blagging" a free cocktail from the "Putz" at the bar is very "see-through" behaviour I don't want to be suffering from ...
Vacuous, I paid for my own drinks. What is "blagging"? I didn't "set up" a cell-phone ring, I just hoped for one And honestly, I've never had someone just spill his guts so much, after a few drinks. I didn't know it was cliche, I thought it was my private hell
May 6, 2011
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#38
No no, i thought the guys tactic could be successful if the person listening wanted to hear the story.
This reminds me of the time I was wondering how to meet some girls stood next to my seat. I stood up and went to the bar and when I got back they had taken the seat - only the most comfy sofa in the entire bar - obviously I had to say something
Or the time when I was sat in-between 2 comfy seats, 2 guys and a girl on the left sat down, and 2 girls on the sofa at the right. The girl sat on the left, with the guys to her right, then she had to get up to go to the bathroom. Clearly I had to ask the 2 girls to my right "is this a straight bar or what ...?". I had to laugh to myself about this situational stunt.
I missed sitting in a bar as usual tonight :(
May 6, 2011
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#39
A blagger in the context of a bar is a person who tries to obtain refreshments etc for free,
i.e. the person pulling the routine could find himself losing money fast!
May 6, 2011
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#40
Vacuous wrote:
No no, i thought the guys tactic could be successful if the person listening wanted to hear the story.
This reminds me of the time I was wondering how to meet some girls stood next to my seat. I stood up and went to the bar and when I got back they had taken the seat - only the most comfy sofa in the entire bar - obviously I had to say something
Or the time when I was sat in-between 2 comfy seats, 2 guys and a girl on the left sat down, and 2 girls on the sofa at the right. The girl sat on the left, with the guys to her right, then she had to get up to go to the bathroom. Clearly I had to ask the 2 girls to my right "is this a straight bar or what ...?". I had to laugh to myself about this situational stunt.
I missed sitting in a bar as usual tonight :(
I'm confused What "situational stunt" happened? I don't get it?
Imagination, i mean though i used to be a cartographer.