Another off topic question, who wants to play bughouse with me?
Why do People Block?

fm. you're trying way to hard to make friends mate. there are a lot of people who are just not that interested in being your friend. that's true of all forums.
i'm not trying to be rude, but i fear you could be easily led. i'm being as direct as i can be teetering on the edge of rudeness.
do yourself a favour. give out no personal information. trust me, it's not worth it. stick to real friends and family. people you've actually met. don't set yourself up for a fall. i'm not sure you have the right temperament for it. that's probably age.

fm. you're trying way to hard to make friends mate. there are a lot of people who are just not that interested in being your friend. that's true of all forums.
i'm not trying to be rude, but i fear you could be easily led. i'm being as direct as i can be teetering on the edge of rudeness.
do yourself a favour. give out no personal information. trust me, it's not worth it. stick to real friends and family. people you've actually met. don't set yourself up for a fall. i'm not sure you have the right temperament for it. that's probably age.
Very good advice ! Wanna be my friend ?

fm. you're trying way to hard to make friends mate. there are a lot of people who are just not that interested in being your friend. that's true of all forums.
i'm not trying to be rude, but i fear you could be easily led. i'm being as direct as i can be teetering on the edge of rudeness.
do yourself a favour. give out no personal information. trust me, it's not worth it. stick to real friends and family. people you've actually met. don't set yourself up for a fall. i'm not sure you have the right temperament for it. that's probably age.
Very good advice ! Wanna be my friend ?
ha ha. well of course.

"Naming people is what having names is for". Ahahahahahahahahaha Is it OK to point at people? I blocked THIS person, and I blocked THAT person. I blocked person #12654. I blocked person #216 because he only has one hand. I blocked person # 6238 because he's 5 feet 11 inches tall. I blocked person # 724 because he's RELATED to person # 12654.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
omg
You mixed up two of the lines:
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
- "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
- "Let's have sex with the cat, and then torture it," shouted the sadist.
- "Let's have sex with the cat torture it and then kill it," says the murderer.
- "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
- "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence fell… then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: “So, what’s it gonna be?” To which he replied, “Meow!”
// Plus the ending isn't quite right. It should be the worst one of all and it should turn around expectations. How is the masochist the worst one of all?
I am trying to find the original:

Mmm...I'm thinking of derailing this thread to change its topic to the original topic...that would be original and unexpected.

I will temporarily block people if they keep asking for a game over, and over, and over. Then after a couple days, or when i remember, i will unblock them.

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