ssehc- chess, but backwards

Unbalanced. Queens and Rooks are traded off within the first 8 moves among low-rated players. And then, Bishops attack the Rooks as well, so White just wins material immediately. I've found that the more "auto-captures" are possible, the greater the first-move advantage is. More importantly, both kings are extremely exposed to start; this would make white's advantage become even more significant than it already would be, because unless black is objectively on the ball through the whole game, white gains immense initiative via checks and may get a forced stalemate (assuming check still exists) if he doesn't blunder a piece. All in all, White probably has an advantage of 2 pawns or more before the game even starts. Castling is also nigh useless.