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Bulldog Chess with Witch (HorribleTomato vs. CM thegreatauk)

"Ok Kd7 i4 conditional moves and a5 "
Oh the pawn is there, I took this comment to mean he promoted and the conditionals applied. Sorry, as you were...

(facepalm) Actually, it seems you are correct. As MOD (me) granted thegreatauk 1 takeback, I hereby rewind the game to a5, where I play i5 instead. Sorry for the inconvenience!
b2 yep full of it...