Can you beat an Alien 👽 at chess


i don’t think aliens could be bothered with chess so i am confident of beating the lot of them in a simultaneous exhibition.

absolutely they just need some xplaztto to drink and I'll win easy as that
What is xplaztto? Is that like a laxative 🤣
something like that, I mean you can ask the government for details
I'm not getting abducted by the FBI over a chess game

A game against Species 8472 would be terrifying. They play as humanoids but If I lose they revert back to original form and slice me in half á la Starship Troopers.
A GM playing a Borg drone would be a good match but knowing what bad losers the Borg are they would assimilate or kill everyone if they start losing which would spoil the tournament for all the less psychotic species taking part.

@long_quach What AI engine are you using?
Law.
Can you articulate why you suspect I am using some kind of AI engine?
Pretend this as a courtroom.
Before you accuse someone of something, you have to articulate exactly why you are making that accusation.
If you don't understand law, I have a recommendation for you. It's on my bookshelf. It can be on your bookshelf too.
Everybody's Guide to Law
Melvin M. Belli
ISBN-13 : 978-0151293865
Proof I read it.
My book was distributed by Crown books, which also owned Trak Auto and Rite Aid. They went out of business.
"Books cost too much." - Crown books commercial.
You cannot get my version anymore, except maybe on Ebay.
dude you already answered that question... are you forgetful?

@long_quach What AI engine are you using?
Law.
Can you articulate why you suspect I am using some kind of AI engine?
Pretend this as a courtroom.
Before you accuse someone of something, you have to articulate exactly why you are making that accusation.
If you don't understand law, I have a recommendation for you. It's on my bookshelf. It can be on your bookshelf too.
Everybody's Guide to Law
Melvin M. Belli
ISBN-13 : 978-0151293865
Proof I read it.
My book was distributed by Crown books, which also owned Trak Auto and Rite Aid. They went out of business.
"Books cost too much." - Crown books commercial.
You cannot get my version anymore, except maybe on Ebay.
THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT CHESS ANYMORE

dude you already answered that question... are you forgetful?
His answer does not articulate his reason of suspicion.
I mean YOU as in "long_quach" have already answered the question that he asked about you using AI.

THIS IS NOT COURT THIS IS A CHESS FORUM
Law is about fairness.
Fairness is applicable everywhere.
ok true

dude you already answered that question... are you forgetful?
His answer does not articulate his reason of suspicion.
I mean YOU as in "long_quach" have already answered the question that he asked about you using AI.
I answered his question.
He did not answer my question.
what question are you referring to? you responded to his question of using AI twice...

I'm about to crash out on this forum
let it all out
Too busy switching from 2 different forums that have such active people i'm forced to binge

dude you already answered that question... are you forgetful?
His answer does not articulate his reason of suspicion.
I mean YOU as in "long_quach" have already answered the question that he asked about you using AI.
I answered his question.
He did not answer my question.
what question are you referring to? you responded to his question of using AI twice...
My question is:
Why does he suspect that I'm using AI to begin with?
I want him to articulate his suspicion.
heres your answer. he answered it previously