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chaotikitat wrote:

Wow your funny, if anything you should pay me to play a game since I could teach you a thing or two… and even the world champion doesn’t take that much to play a game, just get a membership at chess24 or whatever, but just because you played 5 games in total and won four doesn’t mean your any good 

You just don't get it, woman/girl.

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Just a few things:

Your white in this position and it’s blacks turn, you literally hanged your queen. On move 5, against a 400

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AhSheet wrote:
chaotikitat wrote:

Wow your funny, if anything you should pay me to play a game since I could teach you a thing or two… and even the world champion doesn’t take that much to play a game, just get a membership at chess24 or whatever, but just because you played 5 games in total and won four doesn’t mean your any good 

You just don't get it, woman/girl.

On the contrary, I perfectly get that you are trolling and you just want attention 

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I will do my part to fill this need for attention.

I will sit here and stare at the computer screen for the next two minutes.

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blueemu wrote:

I will do my part to fill this need for attention.

I will sit here and stare at the computer screen for the next two minutes.

Thanks bro, I appreciate your time. 

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AhSheet wrote:
blueemu wrote:

I will do my part to fill this need for attention.

I will sit here and stare at the computer screen for the next two minutes.

Thanks bro, I appreciate your time. 

No big deal.

I'm retired.

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blueemu wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
blueemu wrote:

I will do my part to fill this need for attention.

I will sit here and stare at the computer screen for the next two minutes.

Thanks bro, I appreciate your time. 

No big deal.

I'm retired.

Wow, thanks grandpa.

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chaotikitat wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
CooIboycolombo wrote:

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat.  Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.

She

i don’t watch anime 

dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word

Literally all words are made up, lol.

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AhSheet, I’m giving free lessons for beginners like you. I’ll specialize in positional play and tactics. After 1 month, $10 an hour

I can help you progress from being a typical prideful patzer to intermediate
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Jalex13 wrote:
AhSheet, I’m giving free lessons for beginners like you. I’ll specialize in positional play and tactics. After 1 month, $10 an hour

I can help you progress from being a typical prideful patzer to intermediate

Intermediate patzer or just intermediate?  😂

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Jalex13 wrote:
AhSheet, I’m giving free lessons for beginners like you. I’ll specialize in positional play and tactics. After 1 month, $10 an hour

I can help you progress from being a typical prideful patzer to intermediate

Position 69 or busts, ecks dee.

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Nice

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Lol, anyways, wanna play?
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Report is the best way to deal with this

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Jalex13 wrote:
Lol, anyways, wanna play?

Told you, bro.  $100/game*, 5 games minimum.

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Oh so you are paying that for my coaching. Alright
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AhSheet wrote:
chaotikitat wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
CooIboycolombo wrote:

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat.  Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.

She

i don’t watch anime 

dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word

Literally all words are made up, lol.

Like your claims of being able to be a GM.

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Sai7179 wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
chaotikitat wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
CooIboycolombo wrote:

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat.  Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.

She

i don’t watch anime 

dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word

Literally all words are made up, lol.

Like your claims of being able to be a GM.

Ahaha, salty boi finally here showing his face again.  Please cry more.

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The OP is obviously just kidding so don’t take him srs.

We probably have seen him on another account.
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AhSheet wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
chaotikitat wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
CooIboycolombo wrote:

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat.  Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.

She

i don’t watch anime 

dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word

Literally all words are made up, lol.

Like your claims of being able to be a GM.

Ahaha, salty boi finally here showing his face again.  Please cry more.

Ah, the baby with a fragile ego finally here showing his non-existent chess skills. Please, you missed a spot on my shoes. 

On a more serious note, I would recommend going here: Seminar for Patzers - Chess Club - Chess.com

you fit the entire description. and then some