Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.
I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat. Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.
She
i don’t watch anime
dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word
Literally all words are made up, lol.
Like your claims of being able to be a GM.
Ahaha, salty boi finally here showing his face again. Please cry more.
Ah, the baby with a fragile ego finally here showing his non-existent chess skills. Please, you missed a spot on my shoes.
On a more serious note, I would recommend going here: Seminar for Patzers - Chess Club - Chess.com
you fit the entire description. and then some
Farming all the salts from your posts, please don't stop. I am almost done....ahhh. Please keep going with your salt, tears and let out all the rage.

Why do you even need a coach or to study? I played 5 games and won four. And, I am sure I wasn't trying in the game that I lost. With the 80% win rate, I will become a GM in no time.
yes im sure you can beat 2000's with no skill