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I'm a lot older,my eye docs says those spots I'm seeing are floaters!
Wrong window. You want the one down the hall.
Nov 1, 2019
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#45
Can you please consider me for this job? I am 2300, and can comment away forever and ever.
Thanks! 
i posted this in a group a few years back. since few staff member ever peruse these topics, may as well repost it publicly:
(i had received one of the mass pm's about job offers)
i have a partial resume prepared, and i'd like your thoughts so i can become a part of this team i love.
erik, thank you for including me in this mass email! it makes me feel so special that i am one of the few million that you reached out to!
i feel i could fulfill many roles in your organization due to my "don't give a sh*t" attitude. (p.s. i know that's what you're looking for).
my qualifications: i am an awesome developer of bullsh*t. if anything malfunctions, i quickly blame a poor internet connection or the resources of the network provider. problems solved!
quality assurance is an area where i would be great. multiple complaints would lead to a ban. no more complaints!
i am also fluent in many of the languages where cc needs help. i deal with tens of people around the globe and our language barriers crumble when we communicate with emojis.
as a member for almost ten years, i have seen the changes and the growth of the site. i can enhance it by being as vague as possible with all issues, and shifting blame for any real issues to other sources.
i hope you find this bullsh*t as convincing as i am able to make it at this time, and, i look forward to an extensive telephone interview where i am on the site while on my seventh heineken.
sincerely,
al czervik
b.s. in b.s.
Al I think they should award you an Honorable M.B.S. degree!
Nov 1, 2019
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#49
btickler wrote:
MeRegina wrote:
I really want the job but I'm under 18
You're also 9 years too late.
Given the history, reading comprehension may not have been a requirement
LOL!!
Nov 1, 2019
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#51
52yrral wrote:
Al I think they should award you an Honorable M.B.S. degree!
They locked up the bunny's resume
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/community-defender
Talk about unwanted attention and blacklisting.
You're only 10 yrs. old now?