Chess.com is Hiring - Customer Support Team Member!

btickler
MeRegina wrote:

I really want the job but I'm under 18

You're also 9 years too late.

52yrral

You're only 10 yrs. old now?

52yrral

We know you aren't that old!

52yrral

I'm a lot older,my eye docs says those spots I'm seeing are floaters!

52yrral

Wrong window. You want the one down the hall.

Charlie101

Can you please consider me for this job? I am 2300, and can comment away forever and ever.

Thanks! happy.png

52yrral

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AlCzervik

i posted this in a group a few years back. since few staff member ever peruse these topics, may as well repost it publicly:

(i had received one of the mass pm's about job offers)

 

i have a partial resume prepared, and i'd like your thoughts so i can become a part of this team i love.

 

erik, thank you for including me in this mass email! it makes me feel so special that i am one of the few million that you reached out to!

i feel i could fulfill many roles in your organization due to my "don't give a sh*t" attitude. (p.s. i know that's what you're looking for).

my qualifications: i am an awesome developer of bullsh*t. if anything malfunctions, i quickly blame a poor internet connection or the resources of the network provider. problems solved!

quality assurance is an area where i would be great. multiple complaints would lead to a ban. no more complaints!

i am also fluent in many of the languages where cc needs help. i deal with tens of people around the globe and our language barriers crumble when we communicate with emojis.

as a member for almost ten years, i have seen the changes and the growth of the site. i can enhance it by being as vague as possible with all issues, and shifting blame for any real issues to other sources.

 

i hope you find this bullsh*t as convincing as i am able to make it at this time, and, i look forward to an extensive telephone interview where i am on the site while on my seventh heineken. 

sincerely,

al czervik

b.s. in b.s.

52yrral

Al I think they should award you an Honorable M.B.S. degree! 

autobunny
btickler wrote:
MeRegina wrote:

I really want the job but I'm under 18

You're also 9 years too late.

Given the history, reading comprehension may not have been a requirement 

52yrral

LOL!!

autobunny
52yrral wrote:

Al I think they should award you an Honorable M.B.S. degree! 

They locked up the bunny's resume

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/community-defender

Talk about unwanted attention and blacklisting. 

52yrral

I guess the *cat's* out of the bag for now !

GMproposedsolutions

Good money for being able to stay at home. But how about making 10 hours per week available? To many this would be sweet. As we need fewer and fewer jobs as a percentage of the population, it's be nice to enable more to have an opportunity to earn a little.