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artfizz

[WILLIAM] SHAKEPEARE TROPHY: “Some great plays in there!”

AGATHA CHRISTIE TROPHY: “It’s a mystery to me why you didn’t win!”

ERIC MORECAMBE TROPHY: “All the right moves, but not necessarily in the right order!”

artfizz

Silver Medal Position

You came THAT close to winning!

Don’t tell me you lost again!

You lost the game but – it could have been worse!

One of had to lose – and this time it was you!

Losing isn’t everything!

You’re not losing a chess game, you’re gaining a reputation.

Sometime you get the bear; sometimes the bear gets you!

You win some – you lose some.

Some you win, some you lose.

You’re better at losing than I am.

You’re better than me … at losing.

I was all set to lose – but you beat me to it.

You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

No pain, no game!

You didn’t WIN – but you didn’t DRAW either!

The next best result to a win!

That would have been a win – with a few different moves.

You won it all – except the result.

artfizz

You lost the game – but not your enthusiasm

To succeed – you must first fail.

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." (EINSTEIN)

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He is lost?

There is a fine line between playing chess and just sitting staring at the board like an idiot.

INSURANCE: There are worse things in life than losing a game of chess. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

thegab03
Baseballfan wrote:
madpawn wrote:

Who designs the trophies?  We could do with some more imaginative design ideas!


Well, as for the graphics, most of that is just found clipart. As for the overall ideas, Patzer24 has done a lot of them, Ive done some of the more recent ones. I agree that they can be a bit more imaginative, that's the reason for this post. :-)


 Josh, you are doing a great job, keep it up bro or I wont pay you no more!

NotKasparov

New survey suggestion:  If Erik ran for president of the United States, would you vote for him?

 

 

This is meant jokingly, but he does seem very popular--a few members wanted to send him a Christmas present a while back--I wish strangers would just mail me presents...

artfizz

Someone with more time and ingenuity than me might like to create/find some images for these TROPHY ideas.

 

Name

IMAGE

MESSAGE

Agatha Christie Trophy

Chalk outline of murder victim

It’s a mystery to me why you didn’t win!

Alternate View 1

Win X Draw X Other {tick}

You didn’t WIN – but you didn’t DRAW either!

Alternate View 2

Win X Other {tick}

The next best result to a win!

Alternate View 3

Stack of chess pieces

That would have been a win – with a few different moves.

Alternate View 4

Box er lying on canvas

You won it all – except the result.

Competitor

Sprinters at the tape

Silver Medal Position

Enthusiasm

Running, flapping arms, trying to fly

You lost the game – but not your enthusiasm

Eric Morecambe Trophy

Piano–player

All the right moves, but not necessarily in the right order!

Exaggeration

Fisherman’s hands showing size of fish

You came THAT close to winning!

Excitement

Interested crowd of onlookers

You’re not losing a chess game, you’re gaining a reputation.

Experiments 1

fingerposts

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

Experiments 2

Lying on back OR rack of test-tubes

To succeed – you must first fail.

Fortune 1

Wheel-of-fortune (with arrow)

One of had to lose – and this time it was you!

Fortune 2

Running from bear

Sometime you get the bear; sometimes the bear gets you!

Fortune 3

Dice

You win some – you lose some.

Fortune 4

Roulette wheel

Some you win, some you lose.

Going For It

hitting thumb with hammer

No pain, no game!

Heroic Failure

homer simpson D'oh!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson

Insurance

running from swarm of wasps

There are worse things in life than losing a game of chess. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Joke 1

2 playing cards HI/LO

You’re better at losing than I am.

Joke 2

2 dice HI/LO

You’re better than me … at losing.

Joke 3

Rock/paper/scissors

I was all set to lose – but you beat me to it.

Joke 4

Riding backwards in a horse race - or riding in the opposite direction

You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

Optimism 1

Man with No shirt + wife waiting

Don’t tell me you lost again!

Optimism 2

1-ton weight falls next to you

You lost the game but – it could have been worse!

Optimism 3

Crane with wrecking ball knocks house down

Losing isn’t everything!

Philosophy 1

Running for train

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Shakepeare Trophy

Shakepeare

Some great plays in there!

Staring

Kasparov pose

There is a fine line between playing chess and just sitting staring at the board like an idiot.

Still Trying

Drawing board + designs crossed out OR paper bin + crumpled paper

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." (EINSTEIN)

Baseballfan

Wow, there are a ton of great tropy ideas in here! Thanks and keep em coming!

thegab03

How about the biggest mouth of the Month or trimestre, with the Stones logo?

Tiger-13

just wondering... what are member points for??

Tiger-13

very funny, thegab03

Tiger-13

sorry, no sarcasm meant there, i hope no offence taken...

Tiger-13

tunatin, what's the forum troll of the year???

DivinePawn

i love this website

timmaylivinalie

where'd my trophy idea go? it had a sweet and sentimental message

Zhane

Florence Nightingale Trophy : "For all those who need to be patched up after a heavy defeat".

Charles Darwin Trophy : "Evolution of the pawn into the queen via promotion is something to be proud of!"

Two more to think of.

Cheers Zhane.

batgirl

Supposing what is meant to be discussed are the voted-upon trophies, my opinion is that they are a joke and an embarrassment and should be either managed intelligently or abolished.  

Billium248
batgirl wrote:

Supposing what is meant to be discussed are the voted-upon trophies, my opinion is that they are a joke and an embarrassment and should be either managed intelligently or abolished.  


Amen!!  Half the people listed as "Best Theme Designer" for example have NEVER designed a SINGLE theme on here!!!  How do they keep getting votes?  Someone really needs to supervise these "official" trophies otherwise they're a complete joke!!

Even tho they're a joke, I'll still take all the votes I can get for Best Group Manager of the Year.  Cool  Thanks.

batgirl

"I'll still take all the votes I can get for Best Group Manager of the Year." 

 

Looks like you may have serious (genuine, not manufactured) competiton for Best Group Manager

RN9

"The Dark Knight"

A picture of batman for that of course.

thegab03

At least he's got serious, not manufactured votes! Innocent