How Many People Are Wearing Pants Right Now?

 I am not going to discuss my under clothes. I can reveal that I am respectably dressed in shorts and a shirt. I am not wearing socks, though!

Edit, Hi Sean & Pulpofeira! 

Hi, LesuhAn. According to movies, that's the archaetypical dressing for women in the American country!

You only need a hat and a pitchfork!

Of course I'm not wearing any pants.  What kind of question is that?  

Probably the better weather.  

What movies are you watching? Women in shorts armed with pitchforks?!

...but are they wearing pants? 

...and I'm glad you added unfortunately SeanHarper.

Yes, American gothic is a painting with a woman holding a pitchfork but shorts weren't invented, yet, lol!

Now seriously, every man should use boxers (but not the tight ones). Silk is a good option.

I can show a pic of my upper body:

you would have to imagine the rest.

I think I've worn a bikini, a couple of times, years ago. I have never held any gun, let alone a machine gun. I like our flag; it's pretty, lol!

Silk Boxers?  You sure Pulp?

What a dapper Panda! :) :) :)

I only have a pair...

How does he that??

For special occasions only?  

And pandas are too cute to be pants. 

Pulpofeira wrote:

LesuhAn escribió:

What a dapper Panda! :) :) :)

How does he that??

Was it you who once told me that SocialPanda has style? You were right!

Believe me, those occasions are always special...