If you weren't a chess player, what would you be?

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madhacker

Sane

QuinnTLove

I'm sure I'd find some other website to kill time at, or maybe video games.

Crazychessplaya
Timotheous wrote:
I haven't heard that one. Please tell it for me.

 Alekhine died and meets St. Peter at the heaven's gates. Seeing Bogolyubov on the other side, he tries to cross the gates. St. Peter stops him, "I'm sorry Mr. Alekhine, but chess players are not allowed in heaven." "But I just saw Bogolyubov over there!", Alekhine responds. "Ah, him. Well, he only thinks he is a chess player."

Timotheous

lol! thanks Crazychessplay.

nameno1had
gulaab wrote:

A Porn star.

I guess.


Its ok, we all fall "short" of some of our goals in life...

Metastable

I was going to be the Pope, but I kept missing the signup meetings because I was doing Tactics Trainer.

Conflagration_Planet
Crazychessplaya wrote:

None of us are chess players. Some of us think they're chess players, like in that "Alekhine goes to heaven" joke.

That's the difference between me, and a lot of people on here. I'm not a chess player, and I know it. They're not, and don't know it.

StevenBailey13

You "play chess"- why are you not a "chess player"?

Crazychessplaya

For the same reason that not everyone who digs gold is a golddigger.

cityfan

Not a virgin

blackfirestorm

If I wasn't a chess player I would be .....

BORED lol

ADowney

I'm still far too young. I would really love to into Medical. If I wasn't playing chess I would probably being doing things with the rest of the teenagers throughout my town. 

nameno1had

I wasn't a chess player, I'd be in search of a good hobby, anyone have any other things they enjoy as well as chess? (hobby oriented)

bamland

A go player

MyCowsCanFly

Muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto

redeagle45

About 20-30 pounds lighter.

nameno1had

If I wasn't a chess player, I think I would be someone who plays chess...

hijak

I would be a risque dancer. With feathers and sparklers.

cornedbeefhashvili


If you weren't a chess player, what would you be?

Normal.

discoweasel

Flannel.