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FlamingWolf
Jul 21, 2018
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#721

The Blob. It grows bigger every move and can swallow pieces.

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Enderman1323
Jul 23, 2018
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#722
dpcarballo wrote:

The pawn. It is a straightforward one:

 

You move it one square at a time always forward, except when it sits on the second row, in that case you are allowed to move two swares in an only move. It does not captures in the same way it moves, it captures diagonally (only pieces at one square distance)

And wait, I've come up with yet another absurd rule, if it's on the fifth row and a pawn from an adjacent column moves two squares, it can capture as if the move was only a one square push.

 

Wait, this piece is a mess, it would never be used on a chess game with such complicated rules

The double move rule was added because chess games started too slowly. The en passant capture rule was added so that locking up the position wouldn't be so common.

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Malleuck
Jul 23, 2018
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#723

C'mon man.......wtf

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testaaaaa
Jul 24, 2018
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#724

the superpiece: combo of queen + knight if the superpiece checks the king has 2 moves to flee

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EndgameEnthusiast2357
Jul 24, 2018
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#725

A 2nd king, that does not move, pieces can jump over, and cannot be checked, and is also invisible.

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testaaaaa
Jul 24, 2018
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#726
EndgameStudier wrote:

A 2nd king, that does not move, pieces can jump over, and cannot be checked, and is also invisible.

isnt that capture the flag chess

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HolographWars
Jul 25, 2018
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#727

The whirlwind. It is transparent to all pieces  and every three moves, it immediately goes to e4/d4/e5/d5.

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Quillius
Jul 28, 2018
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#728

The hungry minion, forces you to carve all your pieces out of banana pudding and eats them. And since you lost your king you lose

 

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Kjasmine008
Jul 28, 2018
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#729

My piece is Meh. Say meh and you win.

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evert823
Jul 28, 2018
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#730

The Whiskey - doubles all your opponent's pieces

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HolographWars
Jul 28, 2018
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#731

The Marxist

Changes every single piece into pawns.

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dennisbir
Jul 28, 2018
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#732
Nathanielhk wrote:

 The Plastic Surgery - It changes your queen, rooks, knights, and bishops into pawns.

Hey! your pawns have reached the edge of the board! You know what that means...

 

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Luinor
Jul 28, 2018
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#733
TheGreatOogieBoogie wrote:

Also there's a gambit called the retarded pawn gambit:



Nahh, called the fred.

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Luinor
Jul 28, 2018
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#734

the atomic pawn, every time it moves destroys all things behind it. a game played by atomic pawns.

worst thing ever.

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FM TitanChess666
Jul 29, 2018
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#735

The maniac
Can teleport and capture anywhere and works for the player who pays him the most before the game
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Devin00
Jul 29, 2018
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#736

The king is the most important, but not useful piece ever. 

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Devin00
Jul 29, 2018
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#737

I dislike the king because when he is in check you must save it first. 

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Kjasmine008
Jul 30, 2018
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#738

I have another one! It's called the cat!

Looks: It is a cat.

Moves: It can only jump over a piece in order to move. If it's jumping over an enemy piece, it is capturing it.

Reasons why it's a great piece?: It likes pickles

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scott88688
Jul 30, 2018
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#739
The staller. It moves like a bishop, but can't move beyond the fourth rank.
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FM jij2018
Jul 30, 2018
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#740

the kalw: cow that likes kale

function: sits there and give dirty advice to both sides. eats kale slaps you/opponent on the face if not playing stockfish choice move.