Just want to interject that my Oatmeal is entirely possible! (also Martin, not sure you realize, but my name used to be pawpatrol, so you know who I am).
Also, Martin is a tournament director and I have played in his otb tournaments and will be playing in another one of them this month.
I just spent the last few minutes searching for the "rules" here, or a complete definition of what C.c considers cheating. I did find a few relavent links biu I'm not sure if I found the 'rule book'. I know it's a noob request and I appologize for that, but would you mind posting a link?
Do the rules here for live chess really allow for the use of a real board along side the virtual board displayed by the site/app?
Oh - and BTW, one of the C.c FAQ links that I found here that discussed the rules did directly state that it is cheating to use any outside help at all - So this precludes the genius alien assistance idea!