malwere

someone was using malwere when playing. what can I do?

The last time I used malware to play chess, all of my pron was sent to my grandmother (to any Weird Al fans who get the reference).

Make sure to bury your computer in a 43 foot hole, rocks and boulders will be fine.

And make sure to burn any clothes that you wore at any time that you were online.

Keep your dvds away so the malware cannot erase the easter eggs off of them.

very funny. I mean what can I do in advance. Is regular and up dated virus tracker enough?

Wait...do you mean that the guy is infecting your computer with malware while he was playing chess online? Because that seems pretty illogical.

If you meant that he's using a computer to cheat, you can file a complaint, but you should probably be really sure that he's cheating before you do that.

well some how the game canceled/aborted in the middle (while I was winning of-course) and it was registered as loosing.

Did you lose connection?

That tends to happen when you're playing against a witch.

I was turned into a newt when I played against one of those witches.

It may also have been a malwerewolf. Be prepared for both.

What if a malwerewolf was bitten by a vampire?  Do they turn into a vampiremalwerewolf?

Isn't that what happened to Ozzy Osbourne?

Even worse, what if a vampiremalwerewolf was bitten by a zombie? 

Ah, regular zombies yes.  But have you ever considered the possibility that these might be Nazi zombies.  Now that's a problem.

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