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Yea that was a quick no. but hey! CharmaCharisma......how much you paying the bunny for the couch? i'll double it!

THIS....is still an issue. One good thing is it has been narrowed down to one of these rug-rats...but he washes his hands every time. How can one have the flushing part of the process be always forgotten?? From the wiping stage to the washing of hands stage...how can one ALWAYS forget to flush the damn toilet?! Should I offer you more carrots? Celery for longer lasting advice on this one????

With true regards..

Remove the sink. Let them wash their hands in the toilet bowl. I mean if it's good enough for a dog to drink from ... That way they'll definitely flush before washing.

Maybe it's not an issue of forgetfulness, maybe it's an act of revenge.

Have you done something to upset or otherwise anger this individual? Unfair or excessive screen time/content limitations perhaps?

Threads were a lot different and much more interesting a decade ago. I'm glad they're bumped for the laughs and memories.

You know...I gotta be honest. When I first encountered you Sir_TrashPanda, I mildly thought you were the bunny I once knew....just wanted to say that. I am happy you chimed in it makes me feel like panda and bunny are similar to dr. jekyll and mr. hyde. I can dig it.

as for your question and concern....no, thankfully my shadows do not have any kind of anger or revenge towards me. They're pretty good all around. no biasness here either. but wait! maybe the screen time is what makes him forget to FLUSH! hmmmmmm...maybe he puts the phone down to wipe and to wash his hands but in between he forgets to flush because it's not like he is taking his poo with him like he does with his clothes and clean hands!

That's it. his celly is off limits while in the shiiiiiii-ter

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!

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There's not much appetite for this kind of interaction anymore. Too much work.

Welp. here's a doozy for ya bunny. This one is hot off the press! From this morning.

Ok, I am still a bit confused on this because it was so real still to me.

Back story: Every other week around 6am, my children will get dropped off at my place from their moms so I can take them to school. Every single morning after they knock, knock and knock and then ring the doorbell enough where I will eventually wake up I wake up and open the door and hug each of them as they enter my home. This particular morning was no different until this happened. ....

I wake up, my eleven year old son is first to enter. He has his saxophone with him, I hug him and say good morning. My 10 year old daughter is next with her viola (it's huge) and I hug her kiss the top of her head and say good morning. The last is my fifteen year old son, I give him a hug and say good morning. My fifteen year old with his chrome book goes straight upstairs and I assumed to his room and I go straight to the couch to crash for another 30 minutes or so before it's uber parenting time.

Now, when I wake up, my daughter is on the couch and I say, "hey, how come [insert fifteen year old son's name here] came? he doesn't have school today" My daughter replies, "dad, he didn't". "what? uh yea he did. I hugged him when he came in" was my response. "no dad, he was still sleeping at mom's when we left". I got up and went upstairs and she was right...room was empty and clean actually. His bed was even made.

I understand dreams and sometimes it feels so real and then eventually you realize it was just a dream. But this, this wasn't a dream because I hugged my other two children before I hugged him. What is going on Bunny????

Also, after I uber parented for the day and was in the shower, I was thinking that his bed better have been made when I get out because this was all really weird and I felt that was some kind of confirmation for whatever. I get out of the shower, take a peek in his room and it wasn't made. Normally I don't think twice about his bed not being made...he's a teenager ya know?

Bunny...what the heck happened here?

p.s., I'm bringing my own pillow for this couch. Feel like i'm going to be here for a while

At first I thought it was the simple case of the phantom kid annoyance syndrome analogous to the phantom pain. You feel the annoyance even when the kids aren't there as it's wired into your brain.

But the undisturbed empty bed to unmade bed?? This sounds like an actual annoying kid who messed up the bed while you were showering. Did you do a headcount on the Uber part? Somebody else is missing school

Also a 15 year old with a chrome book? Don't they all demand an iPad?

for some reason his high school had no school and the chrome is a school issued one. So yea he missed school but I swear I hugged him this morning but he wasn't even there broo...er I mean doc.

I meant the other kids could be messing with you.

We always tap our pockets and equipment during an equipment check in the army just to make sure. Physical feedback is more reliable

THEY DON'T WANT THIS SMOKE!!

Eminent child psychologist Russell Peters says "beat your kids" or ...

*****>>>>>THIS IS A COLLECT CALL FROM THE DANE COUNTY JAIL FROM <<<<<<**** 

.......

"BUNNY! I DID WHAT YOU SAID!!!"

*Click* you have reached the bunny's voicemail. Please leave a message at the beep *beep*

Docto Bunzo, after walking around in circles for days and finally reaching your office doors staring through the glass, face pushed up to it while drooling over that couch desperately wanting to relax my soul with my feet up and maybe having a cocktail.....I finally made it here and now I have to go. I will come back tomorrow in good faith that you will be open. If you are not open, could ya leave a key under the mat or under the bunny statue by your front door? You trust this Mexi to not take anything of yours? I hope so. If not, after all I am a mexican...and even when I am what I am because this Mexican Can, we still get a bad rap at times...

Welcome back mexi. Ofc the bunny trusts you. But he'll still be keeping his eyes open ...