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Haha ahh thanks. I had to break free from some cells....I mean shells...to get back. Good to be back. Tomorrow I plan on laying on the couch up in your office and quite possibly letting loose...you going to be in?

So, ummmmmm A.B. You see, I seem to be in this constant tunnel called life...I see the light at the end of the tunnel, I just can’t seem to make it there. Always some kind of managed micro is pissin away. Got any advice?"
brother mexi, we take great comfort in knowing that the tunnel doesn't last forever. also light is totally overrated - permanent daylight is extremely depressing - imagine trying to sleep off a hangover in scandinavia with the sun in your face at 3am - but enough about the bunny. light has only meaning in darkness and vice versa and we can only change our perception as to which is desirable. so all i can say is enjoy the ride!

brother mexi, we take great comfort in knowing that the tunnel doesn't last forever. also light is totally overrated - permanent daylight is extremely depressing - imagine trying to sleep off a hangover in scandinavia with the sun in your face at 3am - but enough about the bunny. light has only meaning in darkness and vice versa and we can only change our perception as to which is desirable. so all i can say is enjoy the ride!
I was in the light once. Maybe twice. It was when I was naive. Not saying that was bad, maybe to find the naiveness and the knowing and make it one rubber ball to bounce and dance with. Huh, ok ok!
id like to hear more about Scandinavia. What happened before that?
As is the bunny's wont, hopping, specifically bar hopping with a rowdy group. They also had this disgusting thing called dirty beer.

Dear Autowhat'supdocBunny.
The other morning as I was driving my kids to school, I saw this car pull out of their driveway and stopped. I was about 5 or six houses down and driving slow due to the weather, and I figured I'd drive around the vehicle. When I got a little closer, they decided to pull out some more so I started to put my brakes on and started sliding towards the vehicle!!
They were waving at me and I'm frantically telling them to move but they didn't. I used my amazing driving skills and went in front of the vehicle just missing their front end by a mere 1 or 2 inches...I did ram into a snow bank but managed to completely avoid the vehicle. I was pissed.
I was about 4 blocks away from my school and that same vehicle just happened to be going the same way. I got to the school parked on side of the road, got out and that vehicle was driving right past as I got out.
What was the passenger doing?? He was filming me! They were going slow enough so I said "get the [insert whatever word you choose here] out of here. (I was upset that this idiot almost caused me to crash into them)
I go back to my business, go around my vehicle, open the sliding door to let my shorties out and wouldn't you know...those mofos pulled up in front of my vehicle, the passenger was already out and still filming me!
Now, I'm real ticked and I yell, "what are you doing?!" He yells back as he's still filming, "nice driving! and nice illegal parking! I'm calling the cops!" I yell back, "I avoided your ass and ran into a snow bank!" then I did a fake charge at him, and he took a few steps back. (That was actually pretty funny) So, I go back to my business, get my shorties out, give em hugs and say goodbye. By the time I get back into my vehicle the other car was gone.
NOW CHECK THIS.
Just today I received in the mail a letter from the local police department about a citizen complaint on my "reckless and speeding" down a local road!
WHAT KIND OF JIMMYCRACKCORNMICROAGGRESSIONOBULLSHIT IS THIS?!?!
Thanks for sharing brother mexi.
We've all heard of patent trolls who contribute nothing and pounce on developers trying to be of service to the world. What we have here is a road troll opportunistically baiting others into uncharacteristic behavior. Unfortunately the law and justice are 2 different things especially in a litigious state.
Sounds more like a yogurt brand though ... Even cats need a mama