THE SECOND COMING OF A_L_I_V_E

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ArgoNavis

You killed the author of life, but God raised him from the dead. We are witnesses of this.

Acts 3:15


As some of you may have already noticed, Our Saviour A_L_I_V_E is back among mortals.

She is now called W_E_L_L

The reasons of her second coming are unknown.

But we are sure that this second coming is for the good of chess.com, chess as a game and the world.

However, we must worship The Almighty A_L_I_V_E properly if we do not want to be punished.

As the former priest of A_L_I_V_Enism, I am responsible of creating new ways to worship Her Greatness.

And I finally came up with one.

You mortals shall go to her newest thread.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/tournaments-need-to-be-gender-split-for-the-preservation-of-the-female-community

There, after praying to Her Greatness, you shall post this message, without altering a single word:

"Please A_L_I_V_E block me. It would be such an honour to be blocked by Your Greatness".

AMEN.







ArgoNavis

Hallellujah!

ArgoNavis

[Insert video of people singing gospel here]

EscherehcsE

Glad to hear she's alive and well.

Diakonia

And i am already blocked :-)

ArgoNavis
Triceratops2016 escribió:

what?

Do not dare to post such a disrespectful comment again.

Or A_L_I_V_E will punish you

By unblocking you.

dauber_wins

kingofshedinjas wrote:

Hallellujah!

So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?

ArgoNavis
dauber_wins escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:

Hallellujah!

So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?

Clearly you do not understand anything.

A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.

dauber_wins

kingofshedinjas wrote:

dauber_wins escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:

Hallellujah!

So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?

Clearly you do not understand anything.

A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.

did you ask him on a clothing option date yet? this great, well trained dogs dont bite. My own personal punching bag.

dauber_wins

BungaBungaFischer wrote:

kingofshedinjas wrote:
dauber_wins escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:

Hallellujah!

So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?

Clearly you do not understand anything.

A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.

Go back to the mountain you came from, Zarathustra.

You'd like give him a buggering, wouldn't you.

X_PLAYER_J_X

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

 

I can't stop laughing!

 

I have been blocked!

X_PLAYER_J_X

It was completely worth it though!

I got to do the Ultimate joke!

 

W_E_L_L wrote:

I've been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup.

 

Finally you have confessed OP!

You are the problem!

Hookers get more flirtatious talks than the normal average lady!

If you would cut down on your extra curricular activities men wouldn't try to get to know you!

 

Men are simple creature they often like to go after the easy targets.

 

 

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAH

If I had to do it all over again!

I would still post that comment!

X_PLAYER_J_X
Diakonia wrote:

And i am already blocked :-)

 

Me 2!

Team Blockage!

ArgoNavis

Well Her Majesty blocked me first...

Team Blockage!

Diakonia
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
Diakonia wrote:

And i am already blocked :-)

 

Me 2!

Team Blockage!

Blockage...too much cheese and not enough fiber.

Diakonia

Now WELL'S account is closed?

DiogenesDue

Couldn't happen soon enough.  This was a complete non-event.  I realize the troll community gets all rah-rah about this stuff, but it's just another fly swatted...

bunicula

I came here to see Megan fox and I was disappointed

W_E_L_L
W-E-L-L wrote:

I will un-block all of you if you are nice to me.

Wannabe.

X_PLAYER_J_X

HA HA HA HA HA!

Of course she wants to unblock us!

We are the ones that add the only thrill and excitement to her sad pathetic little forum!

With out the Cool kids her forum is nothing more than a waste of computer space.