Hallellujah!
THE SECOND COMING OF A_L_I_V_E

what?
Do not dare to post such a disrespectful comment again.
Or A_L_I_V_E will punish you
By unblocking you.

Hallellujah!

Hallellujah!
So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?
Clearly you do not understand anything.
A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.

Hallellujah!
So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?
Clearly you do not understand anything.
A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.

Hallellujah!
So its a guy with a model looking girl as his avatar? Does that excite you?
Clearly you do not understand anything.
A_L_I_V_E is Our Saviour, and I am her prophet.
Go back to the mountain you came from, Zarathustra.

It was completely worth it though!
I got to do the Ultimate joke!
I've been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup.
Finally you have confessed OP!
You are the problem!
Hookers get more flirtatious talks than the normal average lady!
If you would cut down on your extra curricular activities men wouldn't try to get to know you!
Men are simple creature they often like to go after the easy targets.
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAH
If I had to do it all over again!
I would still post that comment!

And i am already blocked :-)
Me 2!
Team Blockage!
Blockage...too much cheese and not enough fiber.
You killed the author of life, but God raised him from the dead. We are witnesses of this.
Acts 3:15
As some of you may have already noticed, Our Saviour A_L_I_V_E is back among mortals.
She is now called W_E_L_L
The reasons of her second coming are unknown.
But we are sure that this second coming is for the good of chess.com, chess as a game and the world.
However, we must worship The Almighty A_L_I_V_E properly if we do not want to be punished.
As the former priest of A_L_I_V_Enism, I am responsible of creating new ways to worship Her Greatness.
And I finally came up with one.
You mortals shall go to her newest thread.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/tournaments-need-to-be-gender-split-for-the-preservation-of-the-female-community
There, after praying to Her Greatness, you shall post this message, without altering a single word:
"Please A_L_I_V_E block me. It would be such an honour to be blocked by Your Greatness".
AMEN.