The WSama Show - The Anti-Streamer Show #2

Hey, Hey, Hey, Everyone!

Welcome to our second episode of The WSama Show. I'm your host W, and today we have got something very special lined up for our viewers at home. By the way, I hope ya’ll weren't expecting models to suddenly burst out from behind the curtains. It's not that kind of show. Of course we do have a catwalk, but that's just for me 😀.

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Corona, everyone. It's a serious issue right now. It's real, and people are scared, and I can't possibly say that I blame them. Has anybody noticed how everyone keeps spelling coronavirus with a lower-case ‘c’, it's like they're trying not to show this little bugger any respect - it's the cold war against the Corona.

And then I heard they gave it a new name now - ‘covid-19’. I mean… seriously! Who the hell did they hire for this job. You can never trust the government to get the right people. First they called it the coroners… seriously! Now they've turned it into a video codec - ‘covid-19’. What's going on upstairs, you know? Call it the Black Death or the Witch's Strain or something, but don't name it after my media player settings.

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So, I was sitting behind some teen vegans the other day, or at least I thought they were teens - they just might've been missing some protein. Anyway, I sort of eavesdropped on their conversation a little, okay. And one of them was speculating that the coronavirus might be an act of the gods to help save the planet (mother nature). And I started thinking to myself, is this supposed to be some new vegan god or something…

Is the coronavirus supposed to be a preservative, preserving all the greens on this brown land. But then that can't be, because vegans HATE preservatives. I just couldn't follow their arcane reasoning, it was a bit beyond me.

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Sign language. God! I love me some sign language. If there were ever to be a universal language more effective than english, it would be sign language. There's only one problem though! How the heck do I whisper something to somebody? You mean everybody can join the conversation? Imagine how awkward it would look trying to hide your signs 😒.

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Earlier into the show I promised the audience something very special, and I was not pulling anyone's leg, not even my own. I always post a special game on The WSama Show, and today's edition is especially particular. I actually went out on a mission and stole (that's right) a game posted on the Chief Chess Officer’s blog, annotation included. I felt like I was pledging for a frat or something… copying and pasting has never been so suspenseful, I tell you.

However, that didn't turn out too well 👎. Does this mean I don't make the cut?

That's it for me folks. I hope you all enjoyed the show as much as I did. And as always, I'd like to give a special thanks to our guests, and chess.com for having us on for a whole other episode of fun.  Until next time, everyone!

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