thinking about changing

Which underwear is he picking?

Looks great

Speaking of underwear, anybody know the primary difference between Batman and Superman?

Superman has actual super powers , Batman is a rich kid with daddy issues and a fear of bats that throws sharpened metal bats at villains. Then again superman is about as intelligent as a boiled potato and can disguise himself using nothing but a pair of spectacles proving  everybody else is even more stupid than him.

Essentially they are both embarrassing to the world of superheroes. 
Superman also does not follow earth dress codes as Kriptonians are proud of their underwear and have to show it to the whole world which makes us wonder why supergirl does not wear her bra on the outside.

These are truly acute observations that bear  testimony to your immense intelligence and wisdom, penguin. 

However the point missed may be that only one of them wears his on his head

Which may explain his constant agony. 

Brings new meaning and urgency to changing a pair. Or a pair of a pair. English is a very confused language...

Good point. This might be why Batman feels the need to scream when he talks ,it is not part of his disguise,  his headgear is just too tight which is probably also why he shows all his teeth while talking. It is his lips that kill me, they have a life of their own. Everybody who ever acted in the role of Batman had to have corrective lip surgery afterwards. Except Val Kilmer just stopped acting.

In English you can chop a tree down and then afterwards you chop it up. Who does that....chop it down....chop it up. 

Also Batman hates the Penguin. Damn yuppies can’t stand to see the next guy try make an honest living.

Or just plain jealousy. The penguin knows his underwears.

Changing the one on the bottom can wait as Batman does have a strategy for airing it once in a while. Doesn't help with the embarrassment factor though. 

It's the one on his head that gives him serious grief. The head massage routine does not help at all.

Or that could just be a reaction to the stench. 

The Batman head underwear post trauma syndrome isn't very pleasant. 

Adam, above, obviously became a nut case. 

Mike thought he was a bird and decided to end it all

Val thought he'd end it as a fighter pilot and developed teeth grinding issues

George hung around with vampires and worse,  Tarantino.

and we all know Christian was never all OK

It may not be just post trauma. There are clinical indications of pre trauma. We're talking about time travel. Just look at the next guy. 

I am a down to earth chicken. Although i prefer not to wear underwear but some chickens wears sweaters I think you should be innovative. Gee it is cold I’ll wear my brown sweater.

Oops can’t find it. I’ll use my other one. I will wear all winter.

Sorry in the winter I get darker feathers so I can absorb more sunlight.

I will always be a chicken but during the winter my feathers get darker and I will wear a sweater.

Do you still remember the match Carlsen had against the roaster that nobody seems to talk about? Brain the size of a walnut and he played Carlsen to a draw, like that 15 year old kid. That’s the thing with Carlsen, he is great but anybody can draw against him.  

Yes I am a chicken not the one in that game

here is my full name

Andersen Van Der Sar Buck Juan Von Chickenman

You must be new to the internet....never tell people your real name.

For instance my full name is Not So Plausible Penguin but I don’t tell people that to prevent credit card theft and hacking of my account.

This is an open thread until we have clarity on the ‘ Are rabbits really cats?’ issue.

Should we discuss inner city delivery trucks holding up traffic next?