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Still feeling the effect of the thorazine ? Laughing

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Oh no, he is back!  I am so sorry!!!  I write peom to make him go away.

 

Mr. finc he think he is so smart

the way he tear us all apart

he think we will say

he is genius today

but I think he sound like a fart

 

OK I am sorry, I talk about gas, but he just make me so mad sometime I cant help myself!!!

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lol...nice going, Clifton!  "And the Curly Howard Lifetime Achievement Award goes to..."

 

there once was a bozo named Clifton

whose specialty lay in shape-shiftin'

the moments that he

turned out to be me

were the only times his fog was liftin'

Laughing

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Tonydal comeback?

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There should be an app with the sole purpose of browsing the forums.

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AndyClifton wrote:

lol...nice going, Clifton!  "And the Curly Howard Lifetime Achievement Award goes to..."

 

there once was a bozo named Clifton

whose specialty lay in shape-shiftin'

the moments that he

turned out to be me

were the only times his fog was liftin'

 


funny poems.  although, 6 minutes apart?  that is what my dr. calls "rapid cycling". 

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Yes I know Mr. den, is crazy!  But it is like that when you are scitz.  And I try to read Mr. fincs thread again, but it is still too long so I fall asleep it is so boring!!

OK, I write peom. 

 

I am trying to hear Mr. finc

as he tell us all just what he think

I start to read thread

but Im sleepy instead

I think that he use too much ink!

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Whoa, I haven't had a flashback like this since...well, I don't remember.  But all of the sudden I'm on here again, and what do you know?  Clifton's making fun of me one more time...

 

there once was a sailor named Clifton

whose dinghy was forever driftin'

the gifts that God gave him

were just too few to save him

(were I him, I'd consider regiftin')

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Oh no Im very sorry is happening again!!!

 

Mr. dal he is back on again

and always he think he can win

but he make people mad

with his talk thats so bad

I think he should fall in a bin!

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Jeez, it's like some kind of strobe light of consciousness or something...only it's not the Avalon Ballroom or the Fillmore, it's right here in chess.com! (I guess I never should've picked that red mushroom).

 

chesscom was (according to Clifton)

his favorite place to get miffed in

he proffers a new barb

but it's the same rhubarb

(another AB he got whiffed in)

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Mr. dal I do not understand

but he acting like hes in command

he is talking too much

and is sounding like dutch

and I wish that his big mouth is banned!

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behold the man!  Clifton Clodhopper

whose chief task in life was pillpopper

each tab, cube and button

turned his brain to mutton

now he's making a dandy doorstopper

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OK, not only is Mr. finc very bad person but he is bad roomate too!  Here I tell you why.

 

Mr. finc, if you want to use bong

please put it away when you gone

and dont throw wet towel

on floor, use the dowel!

you really are sloppy, its wrong!!

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(As always, I prove myself to be a master of self-abuse...sorry, kohai). Smile

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Laughing

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Hello.

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Hold on.  What is blackfirestorm doing with that avatar?

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You didn't know? She's a leprechaun.

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Thanks for bumping this thread up, Conflagration_Planet. Reading through those seven pages stirred some memories... Hard to believe all this took place three years ago; where did the time go?

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Crazychessplaya wrote:

Thanks for bumping this thread up, Conflagration_Planet. Reading through those seven pages stirred some memories... Hard to believe all this took place three years ago; where did the time go?

I agree, it zipped by fast.