I have one of each. They " good traits" or "lack there of" balance each other out. Together they make one complete pet experience! Alone, they can be individual royal pains in the collective household ass!
Which is the best Dogs or Cats
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definately dogs! theyre loyal as fuck mate!! more loyal then ur closest friend!! excuse my language but thats how deep this topic is to me hope u understand??!
DOGS ROCK!
Dogs are WAY better!
ADK
Dec 8, 2008
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#45
Gonnosuke wrote:
I'm curious why some people seem to think that cats are smarter than dogs? It seems impossible to compare that sort of thing since they are so different. I suspect it's because cats are very dexterous with their paws and the fact that they do such a good job of projecting disdain for people or other animals.
Doggie Diary Entry:
- 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
- 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
- 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
- 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
- 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
- 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
- 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
- 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
- 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
- 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
- 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Diary Entry:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . .
Reb, concerning affects and cats, it all depends on what cat. There are many cat races, some of which are affectionate. Dogs are fine too, yes, had it not been for the dogs tongue which find themselves licking everywhere --- often very affectionate. :)
Dec 8, 2008
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#47
unknown24 wrote:
i like dogs because they can be weapons of mass destroction and use to kill people in a blaze of an EYE MUAHAHAHA A DEADLY ANIMAL INDEED IF USED RIGHT HEHEHEEH cats are lazy.....
I was going to submit the old adage "Cats Rule - Dogs Drool" until I read unknown24's comment. He's made a good point here. Can't remember the last time I read in the news about a cat mauling someone to death. So, what good are they?
Dec 8, 2008
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#48
wormrose wrote:
unknown24 wrote:
i like dogs because they can be weapons of mass destroction and use to kill people in a blaze of an EYE MUAHAHAHA A DEADLY ANIMAL INDEED IF USED RIGHT HEHEHEEH cats are lazy.....
I was going to submit the old adage "Cats Rule - Dogs Drool" until I read unknown24's comment. He's made a good point here. Can't remember the last time I read in the news about a cat mauling someone to death. So, what good are they?
2001. "Pensioner found dead was 'killed by cat' " http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/pensioner-found-dead-was-killed-by-cat-679552.html
personally, i like dogs better than cats. cos dogs are loyal, friendly and we can play with them. however, cats just sit there and wait for food, like we're servants of the cats, not vice versa. btw, DOGS OWN CATS!!!!!
Dec 8, 2008
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#50
oxydizer wrote:
Join the crowd, mine jumps onto my shoulders from the table, which is about 4 feet behind me.
How is it that the table is always a fixed distance from your shoulders? Are you inadvertantly dragging it around?
Dogs, you can't beat them, bitching & barking & thinking about Hitler every time you go, look at that ugly mut, home sweet home!
rich wrote:
Cats are better at almost every turn.
bla bla bla bla ... the dogs are better because the cats do this in day
1.sleep
2.sleep
3.sleep
4.sleep
5.sleep
6.woke up
7.eat
8.sleep
9.sleep
10.woke up
11.excrete
12.sleep
13 .sleep
13.woke up
14 .eat
15.sleep
16.sleep
17 .woke up
18. search another cat
19.sleep
and finally 20 . sleep
the dogs most active in day they like play with you .dogs are the best.
Why do you want a cat if they do all by their own, you have a pet to take care of him, not for just have them. Thats why dogs are the best :)
You have to earn a cats respect and the don't just automatically like everybody they meet. It means more if a cat likes you bc they are selective. Dogs are just sluts jumpin on everyone that comes through the door.
Majere1313 wrote:
You have to earn a cats respect and the don't just automatically like everybody they meet. It means more if a cat likes you bc they are selective. Dogs are just sluts jumpin on everyone that comes through the door.
You seem to have a fair knowledge of sluts, it takes one to know one!
If you want sir, I'll be your personal slut, woof woof!
Dogs, ( bitches if I may ) are more independent than cats (moggies), you treat them with respect they will conform with yee, cats on the other hand are very igoistic, antisociale & paranoid feline creatures that demand subconsionally more attention from thier so called owners, I worked with all sorts of beasts, but never has one lacked respect like the humane sapens!
A dog thinks: Hey these people I live with feed me, love me provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me. They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey these people I live with feed me, love me provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me. I must be a God!
Dec 9, 2008
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#58
My standard reply to this one is to agree with the previous comment - ADDING "they taste like chicken".
Sometimes the jokes are just for me.
I don't respect people ( beasts ) that take themselfs for God!
scut_fargus wrote:
A dog thinks: Hey these people I live with feed me, love me provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me. They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey these people I live with feed me, love me provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me. I must be a God!
That's good!
I like dogs and cats both myself. Dogs are more useful and are more affectionate than cats. Cats are more independent as well as cleaner and less trouble/expense to care for. I have had pets all my life and right now have 2 cats as European "beehive" living isnt suitable for a dog, too little space.