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🚪🚶 A window of opportunity is open only for a brief moment & then the doors are slamming shut, so are U fast as a shark or a slimy snail? Well... do not leave a wet-sticky trail to come on top in this 1 

White Has The Move So B Fast As A Shark & Strike With Ease 2 Win 

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Can you please put that in puzzle form for the future solvers?

Though come to think of it, I cannot see a difference between these two first moves:

Sure

Nice puzzle!  

There's a no-no in the diagram. 8 Black pawns + a dark squared bishop that couldn't have left f8. You probably can't avoid moving a black pawn to e6 or g6 - assuming there is still a solution.

If there is a puzzle I have regret sharing, it must be this 1. The headache going on with this slimy sucker is just too much to handle. & that detail exposed by the Master is another angle that make me anxious about the whole project.

I know the feeling! Happened a lot to me in the 20 years before I found a way out (Papillon )

In regards to this 1, I have been running out patience & coconuts to make a suitable raft that can take it to the next level & out of the Devil's Isle. So basically, we are back at this: 

& Basically coconuts R slimy, just as snails & thus making good cuisine for a French Escapee eying Escargot!

As a bishop-underpromotion is also possible on b8, & so on... making this a land of possibilities. Actually it is a bad thing although it sounds very promising.

Please elaborate so we can laugh with you & not ... well... give us a winning line or something intangible in a chessful manner! As far as this puzzle(s) has many problem(s) that is already stablished, just remember "escargot"! Now black wining or drawing is not an issue here. However feel free to have your say! That is the reason things are shared in the forum. Right?  

Obliged! 

Now I have a spicy question: Do you like escargot?  🐌.......................................................................................................................................................................Those tasty wet slippery suckers!  Then you wouldn't just be living on prayers! Bon appetite or Bon Jovi, your call!  

Then what is the winning line for black?

No, he just likes to add "lore" to puzzles. It might seem a little weird, but the puzzles are at least fun to solve .

Thank you! 

Before you worry about someone elses mental age you should improve your puzzle skills. Chess puzzles come in all types and sizes and it takes years to master the art. Sometimes engines help but often they don't. They can't think the way humans do and that is required to solve Illbtu's puzzles. Look at the solution he gives (posts #6 and #11) and give an analysis of where he goes wrong - if you still believe he does. By experience I can tell you his solutions are commonly correct!

@Illbtu:

Here are 2 diagrams by the well known composer Mark Liburkin which appear in a book by Jan Timman. They are not only related to yours in concept, they also contain the same error with the illegal position! They were made in a time (I suppose about 100 years ago) when the rules about illegal positions were not yet in place and it was OK to set up diagrams this way - much the same as some of Blathy's problems.

Btw, I didn't attempt to solve the 2nd diagram, so it's still a surprise!