1000000 reasons why you shouldn't play chess

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nonowahoo

because you lost to a player rated -1000000

alpha_zer000

you should always play chess

prashanth9003

helo

xyn_SWMG

why does this thread exist, chess is a good game

knight_hit

because you are interested

dillywahoo

you think you are on a checkers website

dillywahoo

aghhhhhhhhhh

 

athlblue

ha

dillywahoo

uyedgjhgd

DhritiPatel

lol because we're all big time dummies as this thread proves

rishabh11great

THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT. EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY CHESS. THIS THREAD IS TRASH AND EWASTE. Save e-paper. - @GM_MAGNUS_KINGDOM.

MorphysMayhem

because it distracts you from coming up with 1000000 reasons not to play.

DarkKnightAttack

Maybe you should find reasons for playing chess. That would be a better direction.

irenefox88
Ditto rishabh11great
QuarteredFOV
Many of you seem to have no idea how to play this game.
Maybe it's a cultural thing ::shrug::

@dillywahoo:
Because Pokemon has cuter characters.
Because logical and strategic thought doesn't get the girls like biceps and sports cars do.
Because the computer is best at it anyway! Just let it play itself and go make a sandwich...
dillywahoo

I am deleting this

nonowahoo

Shouldn't this be named "100000 ways to tell that you are a horrible chess player"?

dillywahoo

No

dillywahoo

why are you guys so mean?

nonowahoo

Agreed. You guys need to be nicer.