1000 reasons you lost a game

1 your opponent hacks the 30 min game so you get only 1 min

2 your dog barks at you so much that you forget how to play chess

3. you take 2 minutes to play f5

The 2nd one is so funny

5. Your internet dies in the middle of a game and you lose by forfeiting

Wow

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7. You're married.

LOL

(1) You resign on move 3 because you're a 450-rating player who really can't face yet another fried liver gambit.

(2) You resign on move 10 because your opponent hasn't yet moved a piece, and you really loathe endless pawn-pushing games (and being 450-rating, always lose them anyway)

(3) Your opponent seems a decent person who's played a really good game until about move 25, when they blundered their queen. You felt so bad you offered a draw, they took three minutes to refuse, and you found you'd lost on time. This may be one of the reasons you're a 450 player who gazes up at the dizzy heights of 600-ratings with envy.

(4) You had a winning position but thought you'd lost it, so you resigned. 450-rated players don't spot winning positions very well.

(5) You're a 450-rated player who's obsessed with playing better chess and you resigned out of frustration to punish yourself for making a silly mistake that quite probably wouldn't have cost you the game.

(6) You're a 450-rated player and therefore don't play great chess.

(I'll think of the other 994 later, but I write from experience, as a 450-rated player)

7 Your computer runs out of battery.

8. You have to. leave

9. You rage quit

10. The computer lags so much you decide to throw it out of the

window

11 Your parents say that you have to much screen time