1000 reasons you lost a game

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qualcuno6800654

How is that even possible

doggo6912
You realise your opponent is changing its name to MAGNUS CARLCEN
doggo6912
Or maybe eric or gothamchess or morphy or hikaru
doggo6912
Chess_master175 wrote:

1. You are dumb 🧠❌

I will report you someday
doggo6912
The player gives you a call 📞 when you are winning telling you what to do,”move Qxb5, blundering your 100 queens
Chess_master175

Pls don’t report me

NotTekCrec

STOP BREAKING THE CHAIN BRO
440. you were multitasking

Kyobir

441. you moved your king to f9 to avoid checkmate

Bman460

442. you're playing on the toilet then drop your phone, lost game and phone

Ana_And_bojana

U watch a movie and forget about the game

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:

Come on, on this damn site there can only be two reasons:

1. cheating

2. sandbagging

Half the guys with 800 elo here would beat a GM (cause they cheat so well of course).

Disgusting.

Nope chessbrah lost to a 100 elo that WAS NOT cheating

He just hung mate In one

Sure they can win against a gm but only if theya re lucky 99% of the time

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:

Come on, on this damn site there can only be two reasons:

1. cheating

2. sandbagging

Half the guys with 800 elo here would beat a GM (cause they cheat so well of course).

Disgusting.

Oh there's a third reason btw ,they have skills you don't

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:

Chessbrah? Never heard of.

No, just kidding, but correct me if I'm wrong, he's not a GM right?

He's a gm look up the YouTube channel

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:
BigChessplayer665 wrote:
Tychooju12 wrote:

Come on, on this damn site there can only be two reasons:

1. cheating

2. sandbagging

Half the guys with 800 elo here would beat a GM (cause they cheat so well of course).

Disgusting.

Oh there's a third reason btw ,they have skills you don't

Yes, you're right. I suck at cheating, they - on the contrary lol.

If playing chess is cheating then sure your right but unfortunately most people just play chess here instead

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:

And they achieve 94% accuracy with 800 rating? OK. Keep dreaming.

If you make the position easy then they will get high accuracy ,accuracy doesnt imply anything with cheating

BigChessplayer665

Now we should get back on topic...

BigChessplayer665
Tychooju12 wrote:

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was writing with a chess GM. The lack of title by your nick confused me, you know.

Huh I'm not a gm ? But ok that's almost a good roast

Chess_master175

443.U accidentally coughed on ur phone 📱 and then you got checkmated

Kyobir

444. You threw away your pawns because they were blocking your view.

adolent

Soy el segundo