1000 reasons you lost a game

994: you have autism

995: you are paralyzed

996: you have monkey pox

997: you

I meant, 997: that one man came to your house then backshot you

998: you got kidnapped by Diddy drake and edp445

999: you use damiano defence

1000: THE END

Your opponent gives you a free queen and your head explodes in shock

1001. U resign.

1002. U ate your computer.

Your opponent hacks the game so that his pawn turns into a queen (we all know that can’t happen)

1003. The lunchly you ate for lunch had mold on it and now you can't focus on your game because you want to throw up.

We made it to 1000! Awesome ride with u peeps (:

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1004. You play the Barnes opening: fools mate.

1005.You were busy changing

1006. Your mum screams at you.