1000 reasons you lost a game

Guys

I just analysed a new line, on

1. e4 e5

2. Ke2 Ke7

3. Kf3 K->e3!! (Create a fake version of self on e3)

4. K&Kxe7?? Keπ!

Since the enemy king is on an indestructible square, no matter what move is played next, king takes king is inevitable

1431. You accidentally play Ke0 and lose because your king is off the board...

You undergo a religious experience that totally undermines the killer instinct necessary to succeed in chess...

u trip then accidentally set up a chain reaction that plays f3 and g4

Close game, have a slight advantage, Opponent doesn't move. Then his clock stops. Mine is stopped too. Wonder what's happening, message comes up - page has become unresponsive, apparently I've lost.

I think I'm done trying to play on this site, this s**t does not happen on the other one.

That is called LAG, not problems with the websites.

Both sites suck if you play on a bad device/bad connection

1435. You try to play 1. Nxe8# but suddenly realize that you're not Chuck Norris and thus the arbiter disqualifies you.

1436. You are chuck Norris but your opponent put his king on d8 and played Nxe1

1437. Your opponent is chuck Norris and played 1.Nxe8#

1438. You checkmated your opponent but your opponent uses an UNO reverse card so you get checkmated

1440: you resigned the game right before you player

1441: you forgot the king at home and it got stolen

you accidently press f in the middle of game (try it)

You really tried to press f in mid-game because you're following dragonroar400's advice

You pressed t while your cursor was over a piece