1000 reasons you lost on time

964. A robber comes into your house and steals your computer that you were playing chess on away, and you lose on time.

965. You stall the rest of the game because you are mad he took ur queen

966. The board on which you're playing switches sides, and you think that your opponent is flagging but in fact it's actually you're turn. You lose on time and become very confused

967. Your opponent plays the London and you fall asleep before you can finish the game

968. Your opponent captures en passant and your spend the rest of your game time googling what it is.

971: Thanos snap

972. Somebody asked you what your favorite song was so you combusted 

973. Somebody asked you what your favorite song was while you were humming a cringey song to yourself and you said that and immediately regretted it and sank into the floor

974. You get something from your bed and just fall on to it and lie there because you have expresso depresso 

975. You realized that the engine you were using was going to take up all of the remaining 13% battery you had left so you had to try to execute a queen sac line the engine had already started but you failed and just sat there to spite your opponent. 
976. You got asked who your favorite pop artist is and you said the name of a song and proceeded to learn how to fly out your fifth story window and magically fly into the back of an ambulance. You left your computer at your desk. 
977.  You said “ligma?” on Omegle in a confused tone of voice and then realized and decided to rearrange the contents of your house but somehow spare your computer. 

Whoops last one is 977

an angry parent crushes your computer because you have been playing for the last 12 hours

979. 43 hours into a chess marathon you pass out, in the middle of a rapid game against a famous CM

980. Aliens from jaadu's (an alien from a famous movie) planet came to your home and took you away

981. You were watching the test between India and England and got frustrated because Virat Kohli got out on 20 while Joe Root scored 180* and broke your computer

982. Your father made you brush ur teeth becoz u didnt