If you made this one, playing chess too much is the least of your problems.
1,000 signs you play chess too much.
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Aug 23, 2014
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#1223
When you lose a game, you force your opponent to eat the pieces one by one...
You would play chess rather than having your birthday.
You play chess or solve chess problems at school instead of doing ANY work that the teacher assigns. #chessrebel
Sep 22, 2014
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#1226
Chess_Clarinet wrote:
You play chess or solve chess problems at school instead of doing ANY work that the teacher assigns. #chessrebel
I don't know about this one ... sounds like a completely normal kid to me... ;-D
motherinlaw wrote:
Chess_Clarinet wrote:
You play chess or solve chess problems at school instead of doing ANY work that the teacher assigns. #chessrebel
I don't know about this one ... sounds like a completely normal kid to me... ;-D
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You are surprised when someone doesn't play chess! :D
Dang it, guys, we just wasted 1355 posts.
We're supposed to write 1000 sings that you play chess too much.
Sep 29, 2014
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#1230
Sign #1358 : You keep going on posting in a forum that's already past its stated goal for number of posts. What does this mean? That you're making silly comments as you mark time while waiting for your opponent's next move.
So, if you (and by "you" I mean "me") are glued to this site, playing and waiting, playing and waiting, then Voilá! You do in fact "Play Chess Too Much." So .... Welcome to "my world," you poor dears. ;-)
You have sex with the Queen
When you secretly login on ICC and tell your girlfriend/wife, "No darling, I am just watching porn."
Oct 17, 2014
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#1233
Signs of too much chess playing:
The only people you know are chess players.
1362:You would risk your life for the sake of chess.
1364: Everything on the list is something that you did.
1365:You have 13374647 points,and you have played more that chess games.Also,you have captured 123233435456 pawns.
1366:
Is that what happens once you lose or win?
You made this cake.