1,000 signs you play chess too much.

1368:

You never can play too much Chess.

Depends on the person. Some might have a limit. Others might be able to go on for years...

1369: People slag you off for it.

1370: You post in this forum.

You get 1000 people to carry signs that say "Make Chess -- Not War!"

Actually, that sounds like you've been playing chess just the Right amount! Plus, you have a Lot of friends!

...Too bad you and your friends are going to get laughed at and beaten up, and then the resulting video will go viral. ... on second thought, maybe you Have been playing chess too much ... what were you Thinking?  That was a Crazy idea... I'm starting to worry about you, you poor thing ....

:D

1371: you have ever finished an argument with the words "Checkmate, b*tch!"

1372: Instead of going to college, you stay on chess.com for another hour.

If you've already graduated from college, you notice that for every chess game you play, you lose the memory of one thing you learned in college.

 After I'd finished a game last night, I confirmed this theory:  I could still define onomatapoeia, but I no longer knew the shape of a benzene ring.

what is onomtapoeia????

onomatopoeia is a word sounding like the noise it represents, for example, boom and bang are words to describe explosions, the sound a dog makes is woof, the sound of rain falling is pitter patter.

1373: You sold your computer and all your internet for a Vintage Staunton Set.

jkjk i wouldnt do that.....

thanks

Thanks for explaining onomatopoeia, colinsaul.  I sometimes forget the  size of the big old lumpy pile of useless information that clutters up my brain.  Things like All the lyrics to the "Mr. Ed" themesong ... Why, oh why, is that still stuck in there?  Why can't I make it go Away?  If I could, then maybe I'd have room to learn some new chess openings ....;-D!

You'd sell your entire family just to buy a house that is big enough to fit in the world's largest chess board and pieces.

My thoughts?  You "may" be playing chess "too much" if your Brain Actually Generates this Idea: 

That someone might Sell his or her ""entire family" in order to "buy a House that is big enough to fit in the world's largest chess board and pieces." 

Wow.  That's impressive.  (Now, I'm not saying you play chess "too much," of course, but ......... Wow.)  (;-D!) 

To be honest, I do play chess quite a lot. I've logged onto this site every day for the past 3 or so years. I also have other chess sites on which I play. I just love chess so. It's one of the best games ever created, in my opinion.

when u punch a whole through the laptop on a loosing streak blitz and bullet blunder rage. This actually happend.