1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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MoMario wrote:

39. You try to promote any piece that makes it to the 8th rank.

40. You promote by flipping the piece over and putting another piece on top.  

So silly and funny!

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Joseph_Truelsons_fan napisał:

um that's not checkmate

 

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Joseph_Truelsons_fan napisał:

oh wait where's the king

 

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3866. This happens:

 

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3868. You do this

as white 

3869. Your only way to win is to chase away your opponent 

3870. You avoid well-known checkmates but always get in other checkmates 

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3870: this is your best game

 

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EWZ28 wrote:
3870: this is your best game

 

3871

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3872. This happens:

You are white

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XD

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3873. This happens :

as black

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3874. This happens:

 

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3875. You get checkmated by rook, bishop, and king:

 

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3876.A game of you and another beginner:

 

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3877. This happens:

 

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you cant' have a 50 rated player

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maxldad wrote:

BRUH

HURB

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velur_senthil wrote:

3789

3879

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maxldad wrote:

3788.

your favorite thing to do is resign

3878

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[REAL] 3880. You think check is when you draw a check mark ✅ on your opponent

3881. You play black

 

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XD that's a weird game!

XD XD