1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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You lose a game to @OmShruti

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4022. This happens:

you are white

4023. This is your puzzle

 

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pretty sure #4 is theory and played all the time in professional play called the bongcloud
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It loses by force.  They only play it as a joke. 

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DaneKnoch wrote:

It loses by force.  They only play it as a joke. 

nahhhh

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Wait no I found a 56-move one

 

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4026. You resign here

 

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you make your pieces play dodgeball

 

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4028. 

you somehow get 4 sets of doubled pawns all in one line. and you think its good.

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4030. You play like this:

 

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4031. 

 

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4032: You start crying even when the games hasn't started.

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oh whoops here it is  4032.

you call the king a HOLY PREIST/POPE OF CHRISTIANITY because of the cross on his head

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4034. You ask for a draw even when you are winning 

4035. You get yourself in such a bad situation the computer says the best move is to cheat.

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4041. You think crazyhouse uses shogi pieces
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checkmator11111 wrote:

Wait no I found a 56-move one

 

This is 84-move one 

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4042. You go on this forum when you're drunk and post several bad puzzles and games on it

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4034 You do this as white

 

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You use the rook like the shot I piece “Lance”