1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

9275: you grind avoiding fools mate puzzles for 100 hours, then still fall for it.

8571: all of your pieces walk to the oppenents side and join them

9277: Your pieces shout "I resign" before the game starts

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

They shouldnt tbh

yeah ik but that's why

You lose to martin even even he only has his king

9278: You can taste the difference between pepsi and coke

9279:- you got checkmated, but by someone who had ONLY a king and knight (????)

9281: Putting all the Queens he can find in the room and throw them at the opposing King and none of them hit the King.

Bring in a sword and cut the opposing King in half

9283:He refuses to agree that he is checkmated and calling the tournament workers to report that I refuse to let him play

9282: You have 2000 rating in puzzle but 500 in rated

Why is this thread still going in????!?? We have much more than 1000 signs already!

cause we're going to reach 10,000 now !!

9287: Your opponent let's you fools mate but you resign because you think he is playing a opening trap.

9288: Your opponent let's you scholars mate but you resign because you think he is playing a opening trap.